Gin Ichimaru @ginichimarutaichou - Tumblr Blog

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

wertfi-penguin

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

geekyhistoriansunite

badpsychicadvice

Sorry folks but no one's ever gonna come up with a better network name than

Bravest little signal of them all.

sirellas

Captain's log, stardate 2819.8. Suspect under surveillance. Strategic areas under double guard. Performance of the Karidian Players taking place as scheduled.

haberdashing

if you computter keyboard is working properly ight now, withoutt any keys sticking or efusing to type letters properly, you should ake a momentt and be grateful for that fact. enjoy tthe blessings of having a functional compue keyboard. because, as you perhaps have gleaned fm thtis very text post, not all of us are able ot take such litttle luxuries forr grranted...

ndnbutch

kill 1 landlord per day until conditions improve

chronurgy

The hanged man tarot card but he's clearly getting off on it

should-be-sleeping

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

should-be-sleeping

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

justprettygay

should-be-sleeping

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1311

emperor-gaozu-of-han

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

emperor-gaozu-of-han

this is really resonating with the subjects

qin-shi-huang-di

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

emperor-gaozu-of-han

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

qin-shi-huang-di

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

emperor-gaozu-of-han

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

qin-shi-huang-di

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

diet-poison

the Terracotta Army guy?

qin-shi-huang-di

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

slimlimit

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

emperor-gaozu-of-han

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

sockiepuppetry

"It's the guy from all those weird YouTube kids videos!"

dogpuppy

lokaror

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

ubersaur

God forbid women do anything

justpastsaturn

She had a good time, too

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.