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[klapollo]

almost seven years deep into the 2020s this feels less like a retrospective evaluation and more like a prophetic vision

[t00thpasteface]

the character in the fic: you really like me too? wow... i'm a little nervous about us maybe moving too fast... i'll do my best though, i think i can figure this out, haha! sorry in advance, i'm kind of a klutz! xP

the exact same character as soon as the sex scene officially begins: Grrrr, Watch Out Baby, Daddy's Gonna Rip Your Pants Off With His Teeth

[mythtakens]

drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

[furryprovocateur]

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

[shark-tranny]

earth worm, fire ant, water buffalo

what is the elusive wind animal

[tonsimonsi]

wind turbine

[shark-tranny]

yeah you win

[korokio]

do you think she spent the entire night looking for them

[veroniccordion]

im 12 years old and this is my deltarune oc hes name is flowery and he has maximum stats in all stats and he has unlimited money and hes really good at everything and hes asgores best friend and and everyone loves him

[seren-starlight]

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

[notahorseindisguise]

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

[notahorseindisguise]

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

[notahorseindisguise]

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

[notahorseindisguise]

hes hit a street light

[notahorseindisguise]

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

[nycswebhead]

fuck

[king-carnivore]

what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

[king-carnivore]

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

[gogtopia]

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

[whollyunnecessary]

[wizardpotions]

give it up for wizard sex saturday!

[thespagettipolicy]

every day is wizard sex saturday if you believe

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[stoopkidlisteningtocsh]

Was feeling Emotions than was quickly hit by very different ones upon opening the comments

[bosspigeon]

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

[twicejoyhalfpain-deactivated202]

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women