[luna-lamia]

Astarion.

[incoherentchanting]

yeah

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[platano]

[brazensolar]

[heavyhandedgal]

This inaccurate. Should be obsidian.

[funohtrixpointnever-deactivated]

When water hits flowing lava it turns to cobblestone. Its only obsidian when it touches a source block, which clearly lava pouring out of a soda machine would not be. NEVER fuck with real Minecraft fans you fake gamer

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[balaclava-trismegistus]

If I drove a bulldozer through an apple store and the cops just shoved me in a closet and pumped me full of DMT for 8 hours id literally just do it again the second they let me out

[canipleasehavefood]

[st-just]

[ryebreadgf]

[beinggigantic]

[baebyaga]

[andrew-yakson]

[applejoose1]

[smstransformers]

[dorbu]

the whole “alpha male” thing is so funny because like. one scientist was like “hey i noticed this thing in wolves” are people were like “cool. that applies to humans too and a whole bunch of people who seem to be acting seriously are going to construct an entire psychosocial hierarchy around it” and the scientist is like “hang on wait i actually think i was wrong. about the wolves”

[americachavez]

can’t wait to watch timothée chalamet star in the charlie and the chocolate factory prequel titled WONKA as he finds an indigenous population and contracts them to lifelong servitude in his manufacturing plant where there are no safety regulations or government oversight

[americachavez]

hashtag girlboss

[americachavez]

[robotpussy]

candy colonialism the movie

[jitterslug]

[puyopuyo]

i hope nobody is evil

[saintgulik]

>:)

[puyopuyo]

oh no…

[swurp]

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

[yo-its-matt]

“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

[transwiththeplans]

"Do you like the color of the sky?"

[woodrider]

"Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?"

[silenthill]

“What does the letter ‘K’ mean to you?”

[professionaljester]

“Have you ever had someone compliment your shoelaces? Would you tell them where you got them from? Even if you stole them from someone very important? Would you tell them the truth?”

[mens-rights-activia]

Anemone song

[dogsskull]

happy 4th birthday to the best song ever uploaded to the internet

[homiedepot]

Me every time I have an episode

[anxietyproblem]