what's 4breakfast

starts beatboxing

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[calamitysong]

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

[radiation]

this is probably my favorite piece of fanart of all time. they genuinely look so joyful and it fills my heart with happiness. source MikeJEddyNSGamer89 on deviantart

[informationisunethical]

Life Grips

[pangur-and-grim]

today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[shakespearesdaughters]

Ursula K. Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness

[hungwy]

You discover in the sand a curious collection of leathery white spheres--a damn daniel egg clutch, freshly laid

[cryptotheism]

>incubate

[bloodhailmp3]

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

[selkietavvy]

Instantly changing my style for this, but,

Frutiger aero hatsune mikuo 🫧

[ratfuck]

*radio crackle* Male nipple license, please.

[skinlessbanana-deactivated20160]

[dragongirlbunny]

[nociceptrix]

The real problem is you inevitably have to start killing everyone you meet on the road until you kill the Buddha. You can't rely on random chance for this sort of thing

[nociceptrix]

If you kill someone on the road, what are the chances of the next person you kill being the Buddha?

[nociceptrix]

It's presumed that killing the Buddha would require so little effort that the act itself is reduced to verb & the absence of fanfare. Theories as follows:

The Buddha exists to be killed

The Buddha is always killed

Everyone possesses Buddha-killing power

Assuming as much, is there any circumstance in which the Buddha survives?

[salutour]

[lisamarie-vee]

[ripempezardexerox]

[girlfailblog]

pronounced supraorbiral rim in concert with recessed otobasion planum in canine patients is associated with high receptive capacity for psyonic energy waves i.e. em(pathetic) capacity.