Wild Nights are My Glory

'Mademoiselle is a fairy,’ he said, whispering mysteriously. 32

[bandalbitch]

im sorry that was a bad joke. i can kill myself if you want

[nixscriptum]

[didanagy]

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS (1937)

CINDERELLA (1950)

SLEEPING BEAUTY (1959)

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[robinstome]

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[str-ngeloop]

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

[fagstaynight]

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

i dont CARE that its your special interest bitch whats your SOURCE !!!!!!

[dominicanangel-deactivated20250]

When someone you love offers a bid for connection, you say yes every time. When someone sends you an article, a video, a funny post, it’s a bid for connection. They are trying to connect with you. When someone shares details about their day, their life, their thoughts, or their feelings with you, that is a bid for connection. They want to connect with you on a deeper level. They are trying to pull you into their world. If you love them, you say yes every time. Yes, even if the article they send is not particularly interesting to you. Yes, even if it means listening to them ramble about a game you don’t care about and think is stupid. Yes yes yes. And let’s hope they always say yes to your bids, too.

[threefates]

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

[sepherinaspoppies]

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[whatbigotspost]

Hey op thanks for fundamentally rearranging my molecules in some helpful way this fine evening

[girlintheimpala]

It would be

Really

Really

Really

Really

Really nice if my roommates would at least ask if I wanted to eat the snacks I picked out before eating them all and another ice cream that was intended for me.

But I guess they assumed I just wasn’t going to eat it so they could have it?

Like what the fuck?

There was an ice cream bar that was for me and a packages of little cakes and a box of ice cream fish that have all disappeared except for a few little cakes. I guess I’m glad I hadn’t Venmoed them for the snacks yet because I didn’t get to fucking eat any of them.

[ardentpoop]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things