Serve Your Dame

27 she/her, call me spots, trans bitch, alpha male, beta human, 21+ only, kink blog, Dominant, switchable, selfish, sadistic and masocistic

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[girlknightcodpiece]

Imagine being taken in the cheese cellar 🤤

[exhaled-spirals]

“A book is a piece of silence between the reader’s hands. The person who writes it is quiet. The person who reads it doesn’t break the silence.”

— Pascal Quignard, Petits traités

[girlknightcodpiece]

I read this OUT L O U D, In spite of you, Pascal Quinard, and in spite of your precious Petits traités.

[crowttore]

Getting your face cradled by hands that kill>>>>>

[the-bar-sinister]

[girlknightcodpiece]

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[girlknightcodpiece]

Im very disappointed in most of you

[desertedinurban]

HIGH FASHION BIRDS BY - Deserted In Urban

[nekomimidusteon]

the catgirl princess is frankly insulted her maids would call her "knotbait". all she's been doing is dressing in her sluttiest outfit while edging herself for hours outside the puppygirl's room. purrfectly normal behavior. now if they are done mocking her can they open the door so the puppygirl sees her.,..,.,..

[nekomimidusteon]

whats the worst that could happen. this is a purrfect idea and the princess sees no way it could go wrong.,.,.

[nekomimidusteon]

why would she ever have the puppygirl executed??? it's not her fault the catgirl princess is causing problems.

[girlknightcodpiece]

Even if it isn"t the puppygirl's fault, everyone knows the princess isn't at fault and someone needs to take the blame after such a problem has been caused.

[nekomimidusteon]

the catgirl princess is frankly insulted her maids would call her "knotbait". all she's been doing is dressing in her sluttiest outfit while edging herself for hours outside the puppygirl's room. purrfectly normal behavior. now if they are done mocking her can they open the door so the puppygirl sees her.,..,.,..

[nekomimidusteon]

whats the worst that could happen. this is a purrfect idea and the princess sees no way it could go wrong.,.,.

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[iggyfing]

absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.

[figtreeandvine]

The thing about Denethor is that he not only succumbed to despair, he wanted to ensure that Faramir succumbed with him. Similarly, a lot of people now are not only succumbing to despair, they're actively proselytizing despair, trying to convince others to join them in their hopelessness. Despair is apparently lonely and they want company in their self-immolation.

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.

[writhe]

these feel extra magic this time….and now they’re available! 10 up for grabs. all brass and iron & some copper. GET EM HERE

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

[valdevia]

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

[elodieunderglass]

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

[lew-basnight]

Nightmare ricotta rotation

[sahonithereadwolf]

Resident Evil ass painting

[kaijuno]

[puppygirl-panopticon]

If you arent buying panties based on how cute they would look if you had an accident in them i think you are doing everything in your life wrong actually send post

[isuggestforcefem]

I need you, allies of transfems, and some transfems themselves, to stop considering the backlash against transandrophobia theory “infighting”. Misandry is not real, trans men are opressed because they are trans, not men. The rethorical goal of transandrophobia has been time and time again to argue for some sort of man-specific opression, and to erase and speak over transfeminine experiences. To consider it “infighting” is an openly misogynistic consideration, one in which the woman who fights against the force of patriarchy that empowers men is simply bitching, muddling the water for no reason.

[isuggestforcefem]

Also, if you ever call a transfem a rapist or insinuate she’s unlikely to be assaulted you need to kill yourself.

[ampervadasz]

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]