Green Lantern Home

Four Space Cops, One Home.

[ace-connorhawke]

Things I need more of:

The lanterns being a family

[gl-home]

Suffering Artist

Kyle: Ugh! I suffer!

Guy: What? I thought you were off duty. No mission.

Kyle: I just spent the last 24 hours working on a masterpiece. No sleep. No food. No drink.

Hal: Kyle, that isn’t healthy. Do you ever think of like… taking a break from art.

Kyle: There is no break. Only temporary belief in respite. 

Guy: Maybe we should go on a mission… get your mind off… whatever this is.

[incorrectqus]

Bruce: It’s dark in here. We need some light.

Hal: I got this. Just let me-

Bruce: If you’re gonna stop your light-up sneakers, I’ll murder you.

Hal: *lightly lowers his foot*

[dorizard-art]

They almost summoned Parallax

(meme)

[funnypages]

Says the guy wearing a collared shirt under a collared cape. How many collars do you need?

[incorrectqus]

Kyle: Where are we?

Hal: I dunno. This whole sector is uncharted.

John: It is not uncharted. You lost the chart.

[norahjakobs]

You have the ability to overcome great fear

[boogerbuttle]

I drew my favorite green lantern post

[yeats-nana]

Sinestro: We have your son.

Hal: I don't have a son.

Sinestro: Then who is this? He's asking me to watch something called JoJo's Bizzare Adventure with him. It looks quite amusing.

Hal: *gasps* tHEY HAVE KYLE!

[barelycare]

I’m obsessed with the idea of the two of them having a villain team-up

[theboost]

Hal Jordan: a summary

[incorrect-batfamily-quotes]

On speaker phone with The Flash and about to discuss the scientific details of a case…

Batman: This is Batman.

Green Lantern: *yelling from across the Batcave while checking out the Batjet* And Hal, so speak English! 

[ufonaut]

What is the most ridiculous thing Alan Scott has ever done?

THIS IS EXTRAORDINARILY DIFFICULT BECAUSE ALAN’S VERY EXISTENCE IS LIKE. THE WORST. SO I’LL DO TOP TEN MOMENTS (CHRONOLOGICALLY):

1. the time he got out of a date by saying his dog doesn’t like girls

2. the time he couldn’t go on vacation and this was his reaction

3. his general hatred of being a superhero

4. THE TIME HE JUST LEFT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING

5. THE TIME HE THREATENED TO BLOW UP AN AIRPORT CAUSE HE WENT BANKRUPT

6. his continuous need for murder 

7. the time he gave hal just completely utterly irrelevant advice

8. WHEN HE JUST ANGRILY TELEPORTED OUT OF A HUAC HEARING

9. the time he ate so much chili he hallucinated ghosts

10. visiting jesse quick-chambers just to call her a disappointment

[gl-home]

Sugar

Neighbour: Hey… Mr Gardner. Can… Can I borrow some sugar?

Guy: Sugar… Sugar… Do we have sugar? Kyle! Do we have sugar?

-Kyle rushes through to the kitchen and turns it inside out.

Kyle: Hal, John! Emergency! We need sugar! Priority One!

-Two minutes later-

Hal: -Panting heavily- You… wanted… sugar?

Neighbour: …

[gl-home]

Hi! I'm new to the green lantern fandom! I've been trying to pick things up as I go along, but not going lie am getting pretty confused! Do you think you can give me the low down on the different ring colour meanings and the different GL's. Like, I know Hal from that awful movie, but that about it. And I appreciate it if your busy and can't do it! Thanks! :)

Hello! Happy to help!  Red = anger Orange = Greed Yellow = Fear Green = Will power Blue = Hope Indigo = Compassion Violet = Love Each have slightly different powers, like Indigo can channel colours from the whole emotional spectrum and can teleport, blue amplifies green but needs green to have full affect. You also get black (death) and white (life).

Alan Scott was the first Green Lantern back in the Golden Age and his powers are generally considered to be more magical. He’s with the JSA and not attached to the Corps and so doesn’t turn up too much. Hal Jordan is the big name. He followed on from Alan and introduced the current mythos with the Core, the Guardians and so on. He’s considered the greatest GL by many. An important note for his character is during the 1990s, he had a story arc where he turned villain following the destruction of Coast City, leading to him becoming Parallax after destroying the Corps (which lead to Kyle being the last GL and thus the Torch bearer). This got somewhat retconned during Geoff Jones’ run with the invention of the emotional Entities which removes some of the guilt from Hal’s character. I know less about Guy Gardner and John Stewart. They came about before Hal’s turn to Parallax and I certainly need to look into them. Guy is a generally a hot head and quiet confrontational which John presents a more measured character.  Kyle came about after the destruction of the Green lantern Corps and was intended to make Green Lantern more ‘cool’ with a younger character. He’s an artist and is considered more in touch with his emotions, thus going on to master the whole colour spectrum and becoming the White Lantern. A great place to start is Geoff Jones’ run, which brings Hal back to life (As Parallax, he died reigniting the sun (The Final Night) and during the Day of Judgement storyline, he was brought back as the host of the Spectre but was for all intents and purposes, still a ghost). This starts with Green Lantern rebirth (2004) and covers the expansion of the Green Lantern mythos to include the other colours. Its during this time you get stories such as the Sinestro Corps war and Blackest Night.  I hope this helps and feel free to ask more questions and we’ll answer them as best we can!

[gl-home]

Paintball (Guy and Kyle, Part 2)

-The Justice League decided to organise a Paint Ball session to increase camaraderieship.-

Kyle: No! My dream! My modern art mural to the violence and devastation wrought by villains told through the colourful medium of paintball.. It’s gone. Destroyed!

Guy: Can’t you just paint a new one?

Kyle: They will suffer for what they have done! I wield the entire emotional spectrum! They will know my rage! They will feel fear!

Guy: What about compassion and hope. Maybe focus on those.

Kyle: Where was the compassion for my art?!

Guy: Oh boy.

[yeats-nana]

Bruce: No Metahumans in Gotham.

Bruce: Except Duke.

[Bonus]

Bruce: No Lanterns in Gotham.

Bruce: Except Kyle.

Hal: *Offended noises*