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@glaurung-bauglir
"The strength and terror of the Great Worm were now great indeed, and Elves and Men withered before him."
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Hey there folks! @thehollowmite here!
A Silmarillion blog, as a treat!
Some rules:
Shipping is allowed, just not with Melkor or Sauron, those are his papas.
No straight up porn obviously.
There will be mentions of incest, murder, mutilation, deceit etc...
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What is your least favorite dragon to live with?
Likely one of my first children. Probably Maitamapta. I tore his throat out during the siege of Angband after he had harassed one of the Balrogs.
not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword
and my bow
And my axe
And my daggers
And my rapier and matchsticks.
And my kitchen knife
and my hands
And my aro beam
And my Horrors
And at least one weapon
And my cross
and my rifle.
And my SCPs
and my scythe
and my cane
AND MY GOATS
And my spear
and my sapphic pages
and my (extremely cool) greatsword
And my 12 gauge
and my gasoline fires
And my bite
And my paper cuts
And my soup
and my artillery gun
And my spatula
And MY spatula
and my screws
and my uterus
and my medieval vase
and your mum
and my fires of hell
And autism.
And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…
And my fists
And my kettlebells!
And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.
And my steel chair
and my netherite sword
And my cardboard daggers and plastic gun bc i dont have any real ones
and our dogs
And my piano
and my flaming breath
lounging on the beach." Should I have Saurons baby? I don't know what he might react like if I asked him. But I mean it is the natural time to reproduce in the divine race."
Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down.
I start a conversation like this. What, I'm horny.
Okay, first of all, I don't reccomend the process, I had to lay tens of thousands of eggs, each time a clutch was ready, it was a pain in my side.
Second of all, that man is not a good father. I would know, I'm his son in a way.
Finally, why would you come to a dragon about this?
You lay eggs? But your a male dragon, how is it possible? I don't have many people in the realm that I can speak with so I went to you about it.
Dragons can both concieve and fertilise, and a dragon cares not too much about gender, I would not mind if I were called the mother of dragons.
I suppose you would go to one who has had children, wouldn't you.
Yes and that is understandable. I mean I guess I would go to someone who has had a child or more but I didn't know if having a child with Mairon would make him happy again.
He's rather touchy on the subject of children. Likely something to do with my sister I never met. I would not know.
But if you do end up doing that, I could also begin the process of repopulating my species and help you with what you need.
So he hasn't told you about what happened and why I am in Arda. He lost another daughter, very recently and just got the news that she has passed away. She was my daughter. A little girl named Annika.
Ah, I see.
Well, perhaps you could wait before having more children. Perhaps I'll lay a clutch and you could help take care of them a little? Just to get you back into the spirit before you have one yourself.
Would that be nice?
A test run, I guess that would work. You'll have to give me a list of what they eat or drink as infants and how to help raise them through the years. *The god smiled foundly and thought about the process. His wings came out folding around his thin body to keep his body cool.*
I suppose I'll have to shift back to being the mother of dragons. A minor title change will be in order.
What might the little ones eat in their first few months of life? *His wings fluttered a bit in excitement. Oh a sweet soul this god was.*
Usually partially burnt meat paste. Just give me an Orc and an hour and the food will be ready.
lounging on the beach." Should I have Saurons baby? I don't know what he might react like if I asked him. But I mean it is the natural time to reproduce in the divine race."
Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down.
I start a conversation like this. What, I'm horny.
Okay, first of all, I don't reccomend the process, I had to lay tens of thousands of eggs, each time a clutch was ready, it was a pain in my side.
Second of all, that man is not a good father. I would know, I'm his son in a way.
Finally, why would you come to a dragon about this?
You lay eggs? But your a male dragon, how is it possible? I don't have many people in the realm that I can speak with so I went to you about it.
Dragons can both concieve and fertilise, and a dragon cares not too much about gender, I would not mind if I were called the mother of dragons.
I suppose you would go to one who has had children, wouldn't you.
Yes and that is understandable. I mean I guess I would go to someone who has had a child or more but I didn't know if having a child with Mairon would make him happy again.
He's rather touchy on the subject of children. Likely something to do with my sister I never met. I would not know.
But if you do end up doing that, I could also begin the process of repopulating my species and help you with what you need.
So he hasn't told you about what happened and why I am in Arda. He lost another daughter, very recently and just got the news that she has passed away. She was my daughter. A little girl named Annika.
Ah, I see.
Well, perhaps you could wait before having more children. Perhaps I'll lay a clutch and you could help take care of them a little? Just to get you back into the spirit before you have one yourself.
Would that be nice?
A test run, I guess that would work. You'll have to give me a list of what they eat or drink as infants and how to help raise them through the years. *The god smiled foundly and thought about the process. His wings came out folding around his thin body to keep his body cool.*
I suppose I'll have to shift back to being the mother of dragons. A minor title change will be in order.
lounging on the beach." Should I have Saurons baby? I don't know what he might react like if I asked him. But I mean it is the natural time to reproduce in the divine race."
Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down.
I start a conversation like this. What, I'm horny.
Okay, first of all, I don't reccomend the process, I had to lay tens of thousands of eggs, each time a clutch was ready, it was a pain in my side.
Second of all, that man is not a good father. I would know, I'm his son in a way.
Finally, why would you come to a dragon about this?
You lay eggs? But your a male dragon, how is it possible? I don't have many people in the realm that I can speak with so I went to you about it.
Dragons can both concieve and fertilise, and a dragon cares not too much about gender, I would not mind if I were called the mother of dragons.
I suppose you would go to one who has had children, wouldn't you.
Yes and that is understandable. I mean I guess I would go to someone who has had a child or more but I didn't know if having a child with Mairon would make him happy again.
He's rather touchy on the subject of children. Likely something to do with my sister I never met. I would not know.
But if you do end up doing that, I could also begin the process of repopulating my species and help you with what you need.
So he hasn't told you about what happened and why I am in Arda. He lost another daughter, very recently and just got the news that she has passed away. She was my daughter. A little girl named Annika.
Ah, I see.
Well, perhaps you could wait before having more children. Perhaps I'll lay a clutch and you could help take care of them a little? Just to get you back into the spirit before you have one yourself.
Would that be nice?
lounging on the beach." Should I have Saurons baby? I don't know what he might react like if I asked him. But I mean it is the natural time to reproduce in the divine race."
Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down.
I start a conversation like this. What, I'm horny.
Okay, first of all, I don't reccomend the process, I had to lay tens of thousands of eggs, each time a clutch was ready, it was a pain in my side.
Second of all, that man is not a good father. I would know, I'm his son in a way.
Finally, why would you come to a dragon about this?
You lay eggs? But your a male dragon, how is it possible? I don't have many people in the realm that I can speak with so I went to you about it.
Dragons can both concieve and fertilise, and a dragon cares not too much about gender, I would not mind if I were called the mother of dragons.
I suppose you would go to one who has had children, wouldn't you.
Yes and that is understandable. I mean I guess I would go to someone who has had a child or more but I didn't know if having a child with Mairon would make him happy again.
He's rather touchy on the subject of children. Likely something to do with my sister I never met. I would not know.
But if you do end up doing that, I could also begin the process of repopulating my species and help you with what you need.
lounging on the beach." Should I have Saurons baby? I don't know what he might react like if I asked him. But I mean it is the natural time to reproduce in the divine race."
Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down.
I start a conversation like this. What, I'm horny.
Okay, first of all, I don't reccomend the process, I had to lay tens of thousands of eggs, each time a clutch was ready, it was a pain in my side.
Second of all, that man is not a good father. I would know, I'm his son in a way.
Finally, why would you come to a dragon about this?
You lay eggs? But your a male dragon, how is it possible? I don't have many people in the realm that I can speak with so I went to you about it.
Dragons can both concieve and fertilise, and a dragon cares not too much about gender, I would not mind if I were called the mother of dragons.
I suppose you would go to one who has had children, wouldn't you.
lounging on the beach." Should I have Saurons baby? I don't know what he might react like if I asked him. But I mean it is the natural time to reproduce in the divine race."
Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down.
I start a conversation like this. What, I'm horny.
Okay, first of all, I don't reccomend the process, I had to lay tens of thousands of eggs, each time a clutch was ready, it was a pain in my side.
Second of all, that man is not a good father. I would know, I'm his son in a way.
Finally, why would you come to a dragon about this?
lounging on the beach." Should I have Saurons baby? I don't know what he might react like if I asked him. But I mean it is the natural time to reproduce in the divine race."
Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down.
🪥 What’s their most oddly specific daily routine?
I am often compelled to find an Orc and see how much I can overstimulate it until it dies.
It's not as if it'll be missed.
*5 months later, Sauron quietly leaves a blue dragon egg onto glaurungs nest.*
This thing is clearly sickly and dying due to its hue...
*Glaurung crushes the egg, killing the wyrmling inside.*
A shame.
2 weeks later Cheryl came to him with a bowl of fruits, unsure if worms ate them or not. He flew over to the golden one and smiled before waving hello.
"Good morning!"
Hail, Cheryl the Slightly Confused, how have you fared between last I saw thee and now?
*Glaurung picks up an apple and slips it into his jaws before it catches flame and turns to ashes in his throat.*
Hello Glaury, so you like he fruit? Tha is wonderful. I have some fruit from a island, a pine apple. And a mAn go. I have been okay, a bit slow since recovering from my starvation.
Tell me, Cheryl of faraway lands, is there anything you wish to know about me?
*He smiled and sat down on a rock near him, pondering the question. He lit up and looked up* What is your favorite memory from when you were young? Also have you ever been swimming?
*Glaurung also sits, wrapping his tail around a steel bar, a layer of fog once again setting in.*
A favoured memory... Likely the day that I was finally allowed to leave the fortress Angband, it was good to taste the flesh of elves for the first time.
Yes, we can swim rather well. The Easterlings called us the Golden Crocodile due to our similarity to one and that we were undetectable in murky water.
You are able to swim? That is so awesome to hear. What does water feel like? Is it cold or warm?
It depends on where you are.
Would you be interested in teaching me?
It would be an arduous task, as your body is not that of my own or my children's, but I grow bored in Angband, so why not.
2 weeks later Cheryl came to him with a bowl of fruits, unsure if worms ate them or not. He flew over to the golden one and smiled before waving hello.
"Good morning!"
Hail, Cheryl the Slightly Confused, how have you fared between last I saw thee and now?
*Glaurung picks up an apple and slips it into his jaws before it catches flame and turns to ashes in his throat.*
Hello Glaury, so you like he fruit? Tha is wonderful. I have some fruit from a island, a pine apple. And a mAn go. I have been okay, a bit slow since recovering from my starvation.
Tell me, Cheryl of faraway lands, is there anything you wish to know about me?
*He smiled and sat down on a rock near him, pondering the question. He lit up and looked up* What is your favorite memory from when you were young? Also have you ever been swimming?
*Glaurung also sits, wrapping his tail around a steel bar, a layer of fog once again setting in.*
A favoured memory... Likely the day that I was finally allowed to leave the fortress Angband, it was good to taste the flesh of elves for the first time.
Yes, we can swim rather well. The Easterlings called us the Golden Crocodile due to our similarity to one and that we were undetectable in murky water.
You are able to swim? That is so awesome to hear. What does water feel like? Is it cold or warm?
It depends on where you are.
2 weeks later Cheryl came to him with a bowl of fruits, unsure if worms ate them or not. He flew over to the golden one and smiled before waving hello.
"Good morning!"
Hail, Cheryl the Slightly Confused, how have you fared between last I saw thee and now?
*Glaurung picks up an apple and slips it into his jaws before it catches flame and turns to ashes in his throat.*
Hello Glaury, so you like he fruit? Tha is wonderful. I have some fruit from a island, a pine apple. And a mAn go. I have been okay, a bit slow since recovering from my starvation.
Tell me, Cheryl of faraway lands, is there anything you wish to know about me?
*He smiled and sat down on a rock near him, pondering the question. He lit up and looked up* What is your favorite memory from when you were young? Also have you ever been swimming?
*Glaurung also sits, wrapping his tail around a steel bar, a layer of fog once again setting in.*
A favoured memory... Likely the day that I was finally allowed to leave the fortress Angband, it was good to taste the flesh of elves for the first time.
Yes, we can swim rather well. The Easterlings called us the Golden Crocodile due to our similarity to one and that we were undetectable in murky water.
2 weeks later Cheryl came to him with a bowl of fruits, unsure if worms ate them or not. He flew over to the golden one and smiled before waving hello.
"Good morning!"
Hail, Cheryl the Slightly Confused, how have you fared between last I saw thee and now?
*Glaurung picks up an apple and slips it into his jaws before it catches flame and turns to ashes in his throat.*
Hello Glaury, so you like he fruit? Tha is wonderful. I have some fruit from a island, a pine apple. And a mAn go. I have been okay, a bit slow since recovering from my starvation.
Tell me, Cheryl of faraway lands, is there anything you wish to know about me?
2 weeks later Cheryl came to him with a bowl of fruits, unsure if worms ate them or not. He flew over to the golden one and smiled before waving hello.
"Good morning!"
Hail, Cheryl the Slightly Confused, how have you fared between last I saw thee and now?
*Glaurung picks up an apple and slips it into his jaws before it catches flame and turns to ashes in his throat.*
