Glimmer NB

22 | enby | they/them

[nowthatsanairship]

Money-saving tips adapted for people w/ ADHD:

1. Convince yourself that the future is Real and numbers have meaning

[hyumjim]

[dreams-set-alight]

this is propaganda

[kristycatz]

Business shrimp having business shrimp meeting

[knittingnoodle]

Very important meeting going on here

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[yuri-caps]

[spicyshimmy-blog]

fights in the s’chn t’gai household must be wild. like “father, i find your behavior illogical” “my son spock, it is your behavior that is illogical” two weeks pass without them speaking to each other at all after those intense accusations were flung

[onetobeamup]

[petr1kov]

“I find your behavior toward me unsatisfactory.“

“I find your statement disrespectful.”

[thetowersystem]

most straight actors: my character transcends sexuality, I've never considered their sexuality until this moment because i consider straight the default yes call me a gay icon

mark hamill and oscar isaac: my character could've had a boyfriend if the execs hadn't been little BITCHES about it

[kermitlesbian]

Tallsbian saga(so far!) in order! 

[raychus-deactivated20180502]

hi i just love sharing my fav scene from sesame street ever

[alexenglish]

big bird is canonically nonbinary

[tedlyanderson]

Same for Gonzo

[bogleech]

Everyone everywhere has always had a concept of “the last straw” or “death by a thousand cuts” or “the tipping point” and yet when people tried to coin the very reasonable term “microaggression” for how even “small” forms of discrimination build up and can ruin someone’s life, it got mocked and sneered at so hard that the term fizzled and died and now there’s no convenient way to explain what it’s like for someone to experience an insidiously slow burn of hostile or ignorant treatment without it summoning the 4chan meme brigade

[pissvortex]

Barack?

[pandabuba11]

[thesylverlining]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN TREASURE PLANET USED IN A MEME BEFORE and I’m glad it’s this one LMAOOO

[caved-fandom]

[soysaucethot]

longshot said TRANS RIGHTS BABEY

[snorlaxatives]

What do you think of girls with glasses??

i’m glad they can see

[mxnrique]

The fact that Debra Jo Rupp never won an Emmy for this role is a travesty

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

only time ive ever felt loved was when i was eating a red berry parfait and walking to the library but a girl ran smack into me getting us both covered in berries then she grabbed my hand and said "ill never be sorry enough, but you look so beautiful" and she ran away and i just have to live w this empty hole where my heart lay

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

in that moment i really was ready to do any thing if she had held onto my hand and ran in to traffic i wouldve followed like a lost puppy smeared in red sugar entranced as persephone was to the pomegranate i wouldve died right there with out a second thought and i couldnt even fault her for beguiling me so, in that moment, love was so easy ; it was blameless

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[dasoni]

Sailor Krypton  (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧