Eva

just a student in her 20s - writer, bumbleby enthusiast, cat person - lots of RWBY - also known as rwby-analysis and evathewriter - BNHA sideblog: alien-glitter-queen | glitteringeva on AO3 - Icon by fanaticalparadox

[we-will-all-be-stories]

2020 is the year we start calling toxic friends what they really are…. emotionally abusive

[furiousgoldfish]

me: decides to cut someone off, after lots of shit and drama

my brain, immediately: opens the file named “Red Flags I’ve Chosen To Ignore Up To Now”

me: where the fukc was this when I needed it

[everythingfox]

Probably one of my favourite pictures

[prokopetz]

Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.

Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.

Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.

[spinach-productions]

Picking up litter and helping direct traffic

[maplehoofs]

SMOKEY THE BEAR

[nudityandnerdery]

“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”

[thantos1991]

“It has all of its permits!”

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[belinsky]

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day

[thelootwagonteam]

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[spitblaze]

[spitblaze]

actually heres an addendum

[spitblaze]

[orphanmaker-deactivated20230813]

dungeons and dragons is such a black hole like two years ago i had never played before and now i’m looking at mini paint sets on amazon

[happymansgay]

step one: 

artemis fowl movie:

failed step one

[sneakyfeets]

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

[ghirahimbo]

The casting call described him as what now

[sneakyfeets]

[bumbleshark]

last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

[bananonbinary]

“emotional intelligence” artemis fowl literally would rather die than express an emotion

im pretty sure he actually has on multiple occassions

[sneakyfeets]

In honor of the trailer dropping

[lynati]

Our hearts go out to the Artemis Fowl fandom in their time of horror.

[maramahan]

Oh Dear

It’s been a few years since I’ve read the series, but…

Book one:

Book three:

Book five:

I don’t think that description’s quite right

[primeemeraldheiress]

I’ve never read these… but now I fucking want to. 

[j-a-n-e--d-o-e]

They were pretty good.

Artemis was an unrepentant bastard of a child and a genius to boot.

If I remember correctly the 1st book is about him finding out the fey are real and living underground and deciding to fuck them over and steal there gold

[the-quiet-carrotcake]

Yup, and I love the throll vs Butler scene. He give me Jason Statham vibes

[thewitherwillcompendium]

This child was a glorious goddamn bastard in the first book. He literally had a mini existential crisis over lollipops whilst having a larger existential crisis over turning into a failure of a villain in the first book. He is so unrepentantly a criminal that it is impossibly not to admire the sheer amount of brazen and coldly calculated confidence that he exudes despite spouting absolute bs that he made up on the fly (see: every fucking thing he did in the later books) this child is NOT THE CHILD THEY CALLED FOR THE CASTING

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]

[thealphaaxolotl]

Obsessed with this comment on the new trailer

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

[ribbonroad]

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

[tectuu]

I don’t シ whaツ bad about this?

[ribbonroad]

im going to stab you in the face

[amielleon]

ソン of a—

[brumalbreeze]

There’s really ノ need to get ソ worked up over something as miンor as this!

[docomotor]

ワt the フck is going on

[mochiandmagnolias]

this is my worst nightmare.

[bananas-andstuff]

Support Stewart Semple and his quest to keep color in the public domain

[thatdisasterauthor]

New feud! New feud! New Feud!

[scretladyspider]

I am HERE for this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

“Floof Thief is Off to Make The Warmest Little Nest for His Babies 🐣”

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