Cool Beans?

Just here for a laugh at this point

[logarto]

u know when something wont send for ages and ages but when it finally sends it goes 40 times. thanks for nothing technology you bastard.

[logarto]

[approach]

Me spending any money that’s physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn’t count as spending, it’s not real. It doesn’t exist

[gahdamnpunk]

If you haven’t heard there is a literal massacre going on in Sudan.

People are getting kidnapped, arrested, raped and killed. This has been going on for a few days now but naturally there’s hardly any media coverage.

THE WORLD CARES MORE ABOUT AN EMPTY CHURCH IN FRANCE THAN HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT BLACK MUSLIMS DYING IN SUDAN.

There are a few ways to help:

 - Emergency Medical Aid Donation

- Facebook campaign raising funds for food and other necessities

- International Rescue Committee

- Save The Children

Even if you can’t donate please help spread the news!!

#SudanMassacre

[zahnegott-lives]

fame on this hellsite is just a bunch of unfunny teenagers explaining your own joke to you

[thecybersmith]

Sometimes, it’s complete strangers calling you a bigoted psychopath and promptly blocking you because they don’t understand what a thought experiment is.

[zahnegott-lives]

ngl you deserve that one bro

[hyrude]

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

[the-darkest-of-souls]

This is absolutely amazing

[lucentgallivanter]

me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

[davey-strides]

fuckin raw line

[ankle-beez]

[globalbeans-blog]

I

[gaypussyretard3]

I'm voting Biden... Idc

I’d send this anonymously too

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

Absolutely had it with creepy ass guys in their 30s+ who consistently befriend young girls in the 18-early 20s range and pretend to be sort of fatherly in their affections and then immediately jump at the first, and every, chance they get to bait them to show off their bodies

[werewolfmali]

me at 15: why do my parents watch fuckin hgtv all day?

me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

[liberal-memes]

[globalbeans-blog]

This is cringeworthy bad

[shencomix]

[inali]

[epitoma-rei-militaris-deactivat]

@kompanie-mutter

[russiansandgod]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

[bastard-unlimited]

americans be like ‘thank you mr. soldier for killing civilians’

[il-lupo-della-steppa]

[mens-rights-activia]

I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

[oppositionresearch]

Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine

These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:

[gay-hrothgars]

May I add:

[lladcy]

ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these

[tacodarp]

Some personal favorites I’ve encountered

[rosslynpaladin]

I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

[amydiddle]

This goes so well with what my mother says.

‘God has to have a sense of humor or else he wouldn’t have created us.”

[mistresskabooms]

Listen I know I’m Jewish but this shit is too fucking funny for me not to reblog

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

This actually had me hollering laughing after a mind numbing shift, so props to all who contributed!

[globalbeans-blog]

That gob meme is my favourite ever

[wellbutrinboy]

doesn’t look a thing like jesus but he. talks like a pelican

[snugglebearinc]

[naamahdarling]

I’m losing my fucking mind.

[kittykat8311]

oh my god

[cryptid-sighting]

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

[nogf]