suv

i think i have seen this film before and i didn't like the ending

[gloomyneonsign]

I mean, who doesn't wanna live in an ancient crumbling castle and read books while being guarded by dragons.

[alittlelevity]

my dream for tumblr is that we all relearn the phrase "it's not for me" and we remember that this is different from "it should not exist."

something something likes charge reblogs cast

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[targetdotcom-deactivated2026011]

Fińàncial Harm

[tittyinfinity]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[orteil42]

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

headphones too loud is actually really good for you. they proved this.

[55five]

If it’s meant to be I’ll see you later

[psantanico-deactivated20210108]

true love is in friendship remember that

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[fluoresensitives]

This obsession society has with grateful, humble, quiet children who never show any signs of disappointment and anger or resentment disgusts me as much today as it does when I was little.

[twistedangelboness]

imagine hating me and im just in my room straight up sobbing

[ruhaniya]

reassurance with words is one thing. reassurance with actions is another.

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[pointnclick]

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

[lakevida]

just experienced a brief desire this is so scary