[mtndewbajablast]

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[dobism]

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[sambuchito]

genia!!!

[bisexual-space-cowboy]

[hudconvent]

‼️casting announcement‼️

Katya Zamolodchikova has been cast as Dr. Galina Molchalina in Heated Rivalry Season 2

[thatgreenbutch]

The lesbian live-read of secretary NOT being fully available to the public feels like God lifted down a big piece of candy in front of me, waved it around, then shot me and left with just the wrapper (that one recorded scene)

[pointnclick]

in the club being rejected by women and saying stuff like "so be it"

[zjerzy]

a guy who only ever read annihilation: tunnels? lighthouses? tide pools and half-a-swallows? getting a lot of annihilation vibes from this

ricoh 500g | kodak colorplus 200

[iskwekan]

brutalist phalloplasty #HisProletarianSlab

[iskwekan]

brutalist vaginoplasty #HerIronCurtains

[parkayquarts]

"dont drink too much you always rap about riverdale and get alcohol poisoning"

[half an hour later]

uh oh yall I just felt my liver fail

[stateownedslut]

Reactionary sub: I'm literally biologically designed for you to use and abuse me. It's just my body doing what is natural.

Dialectical materialist sub: Historical trends in productive forces have produced a moment within the superstructure wherein I derive sexual satisfaction from roleplaying taboo subject matter.

Liberal sub: nobody knows why I get a funny feeling in my tummy when they call me their kid

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[hustlerose]

abusive girlfriend: why haven't you done anything to fulfill the prophecy today? don't want to work on yourself? it's because you hate me isn't it. you hate me and the prophecy.

[hustlerose]

do you guys think the abusivegirlfriendgirl has potential as a new tumblr stock character, who we can all make textposts about on the understanding that we're referencing the same notional girl? i think she might have legs, but we can't know until we get this thing viral! do your thing, tumblr!!

[hustlerose]

um. why... arent we getting this thing viral...?

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its because you hate me isnt it. you hate me and want me dead.

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[moishe-pipick]