[mtndewbajablast]

[parkayquarts]

"dont drink too much you always rap about riverdale and get alcohol poisoning"

[half an hour later]

uh oh yall I just felt my liver fail

[stateownedslut]

Reactionary sub: I'm literally biologically designed for you to use and abuse me. It's just my body doing what is natural.

Dialectical materialist sub: Historical trends in productive forces have produced a moment within the superstructure wherein I derive sexual satisfaction from roleplaying taboo subject matter.

Liberal sub: nobody knows why I get a funny feeling in my tummy when they call me their kid

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[hustlerose]

abusive girlfriend: why haven't you done anything to fulfill the prophecy today? don't want to work on yourself? it's because you hate me isn't it. you hate me and the prophecy.

[hustlerose]

do you guys think the abusivegirlfriendgirl has potential as a new tumblr stock character, who we can all make textposts about on the understanding that we're referencing the same notional girl? i think she might have legs, but we can't know until we get this thing viral! do your thing, tumblr!!

[hustlerose]

um. why... arent we getting this thing viral...?

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its because you hate me isnt it. you hate me and want me dead.

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[moishe-pipick]

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[rustmarty]

this is what it feels like to open your notifications after you posted what u thought would be a banger but youve only gotten 1 like

[uncleboobsofficial]

[miphasdream]

CARMILLA | VAMPIRE HUNTER D: BLOODLUST

[gruesomegf]

i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex

[thresholdbb]

Middle-aged moms on Vulcan with live long & prosper decor

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[absterstuff]

new jerma clip of all time just dropped

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts