Blue

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[terpsikeraunos]

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

[infertilityidol]

[lavenderprose]

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

[csny]

everymorning: i think im about to die. i think im going to die. im actually going to die. this is it. im going to die. im going to die immediately.

every single night: lock in. OK. Lock In. Change your Life. I love you. Lock in. This is going to be big. I’m going to change the world. Ready? I love you. Lock in. I have an idea. Lock in.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[vaskemire]

[handsywoman]

the squishiest tits on the block

[heatedrivalryfanarts]

[illyrambles]

I have strong ideas guys let me COOK

[glue-blue-inc]

HELLO SAILOR

[matineaux-deactivated20260222]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[hi-im-ryn]

[squishysphealgirls]

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

[heatonice]

When Shane gets traded to Ottawa, Harris posts a pic of itty bitty toddler Shane in an Ottawa Centaurs jersey that he is absolutely drowning in (it‘s David‘s) cheesing like there is no tomorrow, next to a pic of current Shane in his new Centaurs jersey with the caption: welcome home, Shane.

[burymecherry]

one practice the centaurs had to deal with hangry shane x under caffeinated nicotine withdrawal ilya and there was almost a group suicide

[shanesprophecy]

reigning champion of clarifying questions shane hollander

[deletiaclementine]

Hayden explaining his theory about why Shane won’t bring Boston Lily around to JJ: I think she has ocd or something, Shane always takes the LONGEST showers in Boston before he goes to see her

[so-many-ocs]

*feverishly* fetch me images of the Character. Posthaste.

[soranatus]

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