I have already died thrice by 1pm
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@goblinonomicon
I have already died thrice by 1pm
talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room
you can't get out that way!
that's not very helpful.
maybe the open window will help.
try the open window instead.
i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies
Baby did u eat angel food cake for brunch cuz that is waht angels eat and i think U are an angel or some shit
was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.
these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"
If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you
happy pride to them
Killer Dyke via https://pulpcovers.com/killer-dyke/
“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking
Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight
this dog is fucked up bro
Tombstone of flame, chapter 2
(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow
J.C. LEYENDECKER Yule Oil on Canvas 30″ x 24.25″
so you are saying a man would still have "privilege" over a woman if he had all of his arms and legs and hands chopped off by a vile machine?
we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???
WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.
Ccan i hit?
I would parry every blow?