Trash King Supreme

💖...Ayyy I'm just a lil guy (gn) Climbing out of the primordial ooze like the goblin I am . 28. They/Them.

[lustcannibalism]

I have already died thrice by 1pm

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[pjackk]

Baby did u eat angel food cake for brunch cuz that is waht angels eat and i think U are an angel or some shit

[plasmalink]

was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.

these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"

[crazysodomite]

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

[rifki16]

happy pride to them

[pulpcovers]

Killer Dyke via https://pulpcovers.com/killer-dyke/

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[northirish]

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

[baobab-like-the-tree]

this dog is fucked up bro

[koffkue]

Tombstone of flame, chapter 2

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[shear-in-spuh-rey-shuhn-deactiv]

J.C. LEYENDECKER Yule Oil on Canvas 30″ x 24.25″

[milliebobbyflay]

so you are saying a man would still have "privilege" over a woman if he had all of his arms and legs and hands chopped off by a vile machine?

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?