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god knew if i had basic social skills I’d be too powerful
2nd pic is about @doki32’s swap AU
If Phineas Flynn works for Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. ①
This is NOT an AU. It doesn’t matter if you draw a picture of the same topic(Phineas works for Dr. D ) as me without my permission.
op how does it feel to have created the funniest image in the world
"you're just racist"
My mom was born in America, and looks very obviously Chinese... my dad was Welsh, and actually an illegal citizen for several years before getting citizenship.... guess who was the one told to go back to their country?
#you know these two spent one whole night just looking up donkey facts
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ
World Heritage Post
I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash
IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET.
HAHAH
Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected
I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020
THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA
I FOUND IT AGAIN
FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!
@bm-pancake @ticktocktofu
Someone please test to see if this works with masks.
A drunk guy at work kept pulling on the push door and couldn’t figure out why it wouldn’t open so he decided perhaps the bright red latch to the right of the door was the answer but the bright red latch was in fact the fire alarm.
I assume the door did open after that. The tragedy of drunken plans is not that they don’t work, it’s how they do.
It didn’t actually, there’s no button or mechanism to open the door except just… pushing it. It’s very obviously a push door. In fact one of the line cooks LEFT THE KICTHEN to open the door and shoo him out.
See? Pull red switch -> summon door wizard -> success.
You know what you have a point
just because your area of study isn’t chemistry or anatomy doesn’t mean you’re any less of a mad scientist! mad astronomers are evil! mad botanists are fucked up! mad psychologists are twisted! all fields of mad science are valid!!
One of the things that’s already begun to happen is the mass exodus of white people from affluent cities and neighborhoods into the hood due to covid unemployment. And thus the mass gentrification process has begun.
And it is gentrification by the way. Y’all have to kill this idea that white people who’ve fallen on harder times aren’t gentrifiers. They absolutely are.
Look at the asks I’m getting. You can litterally see where the gentrification starts.
The framing of everything is “why are you being mean to these poor, sad, destitute, white people!? They have no choice but to move into these poor neighborhoods!” The expectation is for me to feel sorry for white people who are coming to live....in a place I already live.
Once again, the neighborhoods y’all move into when you struggle are the neighborhoods we grow up in. My neighborhood is so black, dominoes won’t deliver after the sun goes down. But you know what? We’re happy and feel lucky to be here. You know why? Because we know what you don’t know and that’s that 2 streets down is the hood. And 4 streets down from that is the projects. So we’re happy to be in our little black neighborhood.
But you? You move in full of despair. You hate being here. You feel at a disadvantage to be here. You hate our culture. You hate our cookouts, our loud music, the bass at 4 am rolling through, the weed smell, the fact that we leave our dogs chained up outside, the fact that we have pitbulls, the fact that we don’t really cut the grass like that, you bemoan everything about us.
And as more of your cracker friends move in you cling together. You don’t know our names but you look at us like we’re the intruders in our own neighborhoods, you start talking shit, you start wanting to “make improvements”, and worst of all you start calling the fucking police.
So we start getting arrested, assaulted, more of you move in, our rent goes up, we move out, you’re building a “home owners association,” you’ve got us all too scared to listen to our music or cook out anymore, the rent goes up some more, we leave, more of you move in, and suddenly our little black neighborhood that wasn’t the nicest but not the worst is full of white faces. White faces that peer at the few black people left. You make them so miserable they’ll leave anyway.
And all of this? Big money hasn’t even touched it yet. You bring gentrification with you as a poor white because you bring racism with you. You bring your privilege and upwards mobility with you. You bring your “improvement” mindset with you.
So no. I don’t feel sorry for poor white people at all.
Fuck y’all. Stay out of my neighborhood and go live with the white trash.
This is what I mean by culture of racism
You have a damn good point until you mentioned chaining up your dogs.
“Dog chaining” describes a practice in which dog owners tether their dogs outdoors to a stationary object for extended periods of time. In s
Have you seen chained dogs in your neighborhood and wondered what to do? Here are some common questions about chaining and tethering, includ
Chaining up a dog increases its aggression and leads to dogs biting people more if they manage to escape or someone accidentally gets in range.
This is not a cultural thing. It's animal abuse.
Why did you think this was appropriate?
Fuck you and fuck them dogs.
I don't fucking excuse either but you, you see these dogs a status symbol. If you gave a shit you wouldn't have included them in your post about the things you love about your neighborhoods. The good things that feel like community.
But someone puts evidence in front of your face that this is animal abuse and not a cultural artifact and suddenly that makes them racist? Are you seriously trying to say anti animal abuse equals racist? Get this I'm also against the abuse sled dogs get too for the exact same reason! ( A spot that predominantly white btw) But nah must be the racism here. I can't possibly care about two things.
Stop glorifying animal abuse. My family used to let cats roam free indoors and out because that's the way it always was done but we know better. There's no excuse for this shit.
But we both know you will just point at this as more racism and white tears because those dogs are just living decoration to you personally. Makes it easy huh.
Did I stutter? Fuck you and fuck them dogs
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ
World Heritage Post
I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash
IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET.
HAHAH
Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected
I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020
THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA
I FOUND IT AGAIN
FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!
@bm-pancake @ticktocktofu
Someone please test to see if this works with masks.
Hell-born species so far
Pride Ring imps
- Red skin.
- No skin markings.
- Long red horns.
- No wings.
- White or black hair.
- Tail ends in a triangle
Lust Ring succubi
- Red skin.
-Pointed red horns with black on them. (Either lots or a little.)
- Black wings.
- No sex specific markings.
- Separate themselves from imps
- Skin and wings can be bleached to look pink. IE Verosika.
- Black hair. (can be bleached blonde)
- Tail ends in a heart
Wrath Ring imps
- Red skin.
-Horns are evenly white/black striped (male) or black with thin white stripes (female).
- Hair is white, black, or a mixture.
- Tail ends in a triangle
- Seem to be smallest imp species
- Make cat-like sounds (purring and growling)
- Most common type of imp.
- Mass immigration from Wrath to Pride, forming IMP city in the 80s.
Hellhounds
- Unknown if they are from Pride or all rings
- Wolf-like features
- Larger than other Hell-borns
- Fur ranges from black to white, with varying grey shades
- Red eyes with white centers
No known species yet from other rings, as Greed had mainly Wrath Ring imps visiting the theme park.
What makes these especially interesting is that Blitz, his sisters, and Striker don't fit these patterns.
I wrote a post earlier about how I think both blitz and striker are mixed blood. With one imp parent and one overlord parent.
Here is the evidence:
Blitzø and Barbie Wire (twins)
- Unusually large/ shaped hands and feet
- Extra Large and curved horns; colored like Wrath Ring imps; skin markings also from Wrath Ring
- Very tall
- Spikes on tail (blitz only, perhaps a sex specific trait)
Theory:
- Wrath Ring mother
- Overlord father
Compare them to their other sister, Tilla.
Tilla
- Very tall
- Succubus horns
- Patterns on skin
- No unusual traits
Theory:
- Same mother (Wrath) as twins
- Different father; most likely Succubus
Now compare the twins to Striker.
Striker
- Unusual extra fangs
- Extra Large horns; Wrath Ring coloration
- Non-imp eyes (solid yellow)
- Very tall
- Skin is unusually light
- Spikes on tail
- Generates rattlesnake-like sounds
Theory:
- Wrath Ring parent
- Snake overlord parent
Would also explain why Striker sees himself and blitz as being better than everyone else.
me to chickfila employees
As an outsider to the DP fandom, I have to ask: How much debate has there been over calling them "dissection" fics over "vivisection" fics, in relation to Danny's half-dead state? If there isn't any real level of debate, do you think that's because of actual arguments about it or because vivisection seems to be a generally less-known term than dissection?
oh absolutely. I mean, no one’s gathering pitchforks or anything. More like it’s always a hilarious debate when it crops up because which word do you choose for someone who’s half-dead-half-alive.
also I’m beginning the process just how Genuinely Very Weird this must seem from the outside. I feel like it’s worth stating his parents threatened to do this in canon like the idea is canon. Canon brought this up more than once it’s not like we just invented this out of thin air. The fandom just said “wow horrifying idea thank you. i have a keyboard.”
also while i’m ranting about gender i always see debate about whether girls are rewarded for being tomboys or not and it’s like. actually girls are rewarded for mirroring whatever the situation demands of them. girls can’t be too prissy and refuse to play in the creek, but girls also can’t show up to girly events covered in mud. girls can’t have makeup art as a hobby or else they’re superficial, but if they never wear makeup they’re a slob and dumpy, etc. it’s not that girls are universally rewarded or punished for being tomboys, they’re rewarded for bending over backwards to always be exactly right for any given situation and punished for breaking those boundaries. so yes a classically pretty girl who cleans up nice is rewarded when she can ALSO be a tomboy. but a girl who is a tomboy all the time is definitely punished for never being able to achieve that prerequisite feminine side. this debate is over now thanks
in conclusion, the way sexism works is that women are supposed to be accessories to men, so girls are specifically punished for doing their own thing until they learn to do whatever other people want them to without even having to be told.
One of the things that’s already begun to happen is the mass exodus of white people from affluent cities and neighborhoods into the hood due to covid unemployment. And thus the mass gentrification process has begun.
And it is gentrification by the way. Y’all have to kill this idea that white people who’ve fallen on harder times aren’t gentrifiers. They absolutely are.
Look at the asks I’m getting. You can litterally see where the gentrification starts.
The framing of everything is “why are you being mean to these poor, sad, destitute, white people!? They have no choice but to move into these poor neighborhoods!” The expectation is for me to feel sorry for white people who are coming to live....in a place I already live.
Once again, the neighborhoods y’all move into when you struggle are the neighborhoods we grow up in. My neighborhood is so black, dominoes won’t deliver after the sun goes down. But you know what? We’re happy and feel lucky to be here. You know why? Because we know what you don’t know and that’s that 2 streets down is the hood. And 4 streets down from that is the projects. So we’re happy to be in our little black neighborhood.
But you? You move in full of despair. You hate being here. You feel at a disadvantage to be here. You hate our culture. You hate our cookouts, our loud music, the bass at 4 am rolling through, the weed smell, the fact that we leave our dogs chained up outside, the fact that we have pitbulls, the fact that we don’t really cut the grass like that, you bemoan everything about us.
And as more of your cracker friends move in you cling together. You don’t know our names but you look at us like we’re the intruders in our own neighborhoods, you start talking shit, you start wanting to “make improvements”, and worst of all you start calling the fucking police.
So we start getting arrested, assaulted, more of you move in, our rent goes up, we move out, you’re building a “home owners association,” you’ve got us all too scared to listen to our music or cook out anymore, the rent goes up some more, we leave, more of you move in, and suddenly our little black neighborhood that wasn’t the nicest but not the worst is full of white faces. White faces that peer at the few black people left. You make them so miserable they’ll leave anyway.
And all of this? Big money hasn’t even touched it yet. You bring gentrification with you as a poor white because you bring racism with you. You bring your privilege and upwards mobility with you. You bring your “improvement” mindset with you.
So no. I don’t feel sorry for poor white people at all.
Fuck y’all. Stay out of my neighborhood and go live with the white trash.
This is what I mean by culture of racism
You have a damn good point until you mentioned chaining up your dogs.
“Dog chaining” describes a practice in which dog owners tether their dogs outdoors to a stationary object for extended periods of time. In s
Have you seen chained dogs in your neighborhood and wondered what to do? Here are some common questions about chaining and tethering, includ
Chaining up a dog increases its aggression and leads to dogs biting people more if they manage to escape or someone accidentally gets in range.
This is not a cultural thing. It's animal abuse.
Why did you think this was appropriate?
Fuck you and fuck them dogs.
I don't fucking excuse either but you, you see these dogs a status symbol. If you gave a shit you wouldn't have included them in your post about the things you love about your neighborhoods. The good things that feel like community.
But someone puts evidence in front of your face that this is animal abuse and not a cultural artifact and suddenly that makes them racist? Are you seriously trying to say anti animal abuse equals racist? Get this I'm also against the abuse sled dogs get too for the exact same reason! ( A spot that predominantly white btw) But nah must be the racism here. I can't possibly care about two things.
Stop glorifying animal abuse. My family used to let cats roam free indoors and out because that's the way it always was done but we know better. There's no excuse for this shit.
But we both know you will just point at this as more racism and white tears because those dogs are just living decoration to you personally. Makes it easy huh.
Did I stutter? Fuck you and fuck them dogs
if you have never been to america DO NOT COME NOW. joe biden has enacted a mandatory hot dog eating schedule. 2 egg dogs at 6am. 4 plain hot dogs at 12:45pm (NO condiments). 3 chili dogs at 7:30pm. at random times a siren will sound off and we have to eat 5 sloppy joe dogs, which are literally just hot dogs with sloppy joe on them. if we dont eat every bite we are executed on the spot. please send help they are all boiled in the same water
If you live in America- please eat a pb+j after each hotdog to combat against Bidens plan to have everyone die of HotDog Belly