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Hi! Call me Theo. I like humans and religious beliefs, and also being dramatic. I mostly repost, but expect good posts in the future! Maybe.

Fandoms: Children of Time (Adrian Tchaikovsky), The Bible (various authors), Magic: The Gathering (Richard Garfield, Ph. D.; various others), wizards (tumblrs)

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randumbkatt

went to the dentist today, they told me im gonna die in 3 hours

contemptible-scoundrel

the atheist sword saint scientist just used her secret technique divine rational blade storm

mildlybizarrecorvid

the humble spider

º.¨.º

mildlybizarrecorvid

I don't know how you type this on normal computers but on macs it was option+0, period, option+u, period, option+0

If you want to replicate the spider

dumb-but-happy-chaldeas

°.¨.°

Pretty easy on phone granted you have the french keyboard.

avhira

°.・・.°

This is the closest I could get with the Japanese keyboard

mildlybizarrecorvid

wider spider

sviancontrast

°.··.°

Quite easy on mobile keyboard in general I think, from the 0 or the secondary symbols keyboard ° is easy to get, and the · is from holding . but it may also depend on the keyboard

for windows distribution on computers, ° has its own key right below escape, and · is a bit tougher, but I know in my Spanish keyboard its shift+3 fsr

blizzardtheartisticfox

°.••.°

i couldn’t get the tiny centered dot so i went with big ones. wait. wait it was totally a keyboard issue. I switched to the French keyboard and can get

°.··.°

secretly-insane

°.••.°

I lowkey like the bigger dots better

I think it’s cute

hungrychoir

To this day, one if my favorite parts of Worm is how when Taylor is first going out in costume, she describes balling up tissues in her coin purse(that she keeps in her utility pack(not a backpack))so that the change wouldn't jingle.

And then, during the Echidna arc, she's held briefly by Miss Militia, who says she needs to look at Taylor's backpack. Taylor goes Actually, It's A Utility Pack. And Miss Militia looks through it and takes an inventory of the backpack, and then finds the coin purse. And she's like Oh, A Coin Purse... With Tissue Inside Of It? Oh! So It Doesn't Jingle! and you can hear Taylor going like

sweetnidoran

shillelagh

Happy two years of balled up tissues

sweetnidoran

Happy two years of balled up tissues

hungrychoir

Happy two years of balled up tissues

sweetnidoran

Happy two years of balled up tissues

yosaprincess

Pile of OLD old drawings from my old X account (yosafairy, no I didn't exist it was a fake memory trust)

A year before the collab happened ↓

puddlewater39

News : puppies is been renamed to "Dog Larvae". Everyone is happy aboit this.

i-am-a-fish

I was hanging out with a bunch of my christian friends the other day and I brought up Hatsune Miku (as one does) and I found out that none of them, not a SINGLE one of them had heard of her before. It was like thinking you're safe one minute but being surrounded by hostiles the next. What I want to know is how on earth could these people claim to love God, and devote their lives to God, but not even know her name

dailyhatsune

darth-moth

Tumblr won’t let me leave your profile page. I'm lost in a forest of bugs and Final Fantasy, never to see the outside world again. May my body be found and my memory preserved.

Anyway, I had a dream where you changed your name to Moth Boy

You are stuck in my (witchforms) labyrinth to get out you need to slay the witch(my profile picture) at the center of it, which is just a bug.. but beware! It's familiars (my posts and reblogs) guard the witch

*YouTuber voice* hello everyone, it's ya girl Moth Boy, and in this video i will…

Oh, you once appeared in my dream too!

But it was weird…

The only thing i can remember from it is i was looking at the Hungarian National Museum but it was themed after you?? The whole thing was in a colour that is a blend between the purple rug in your profile picture and the blue on your blog. And instead of the ornamental carvings on the top of all the pillars, every second pillar had the cat in your profile picture in the exact same pose. It was soo weird

legacyofacat

No fucking way 😭😭😭😭

Welcome to my witch labyrinth where we have ghosts of dead cats superimposing themselves on museums to create potential eldritch horrors! Exit? What’s that? :D

subwaybug

my name is babies manul and imso scared. is there mercy for a small soul like mine?

NO‼️‼️‼️‼️

beanytuesday

what the hell did I just read

fieriframes

[Get beer from all over the country? Hold on, the riders told the world. Hold on that you will not find in the grocery stores.]

json-derulo

the past three weeks in a row, partner has gone to chipotle and been served by the same employee who, in bold defiance of the testimony of his own eyes and ears, ardently refuses to believe carnitas exist

json-derulo

partner: “Hi, could I please have a bowl with white rice, black beans, and carnitas?”

employee (completely blank expression): “No.”

partner (autistic) (socialscript.exe encountered an unhandled exception) : “…Uh. Um. Sorry?”

employee: “We don’t have that.”

partner (wondering if perhaps he put too much of the authentic accent on the word and that’s what’s throwing the guy): “You don’t have…(pronouncing it whiter) carnitas?”

employee (face still unreadable): “No.”

partner (looking at the near-full hotel pan of perfectly normal carnitas in its usual place on the other side of the glass) (noticing this employee looks unfamiliar) (maybe he’s a new guy that just started five minutes ago with no training?) : “The…pork?” (pointing at it)

employee: “We don’t have pork.”

partner (beginning to wonder if he’s the one that’s losing it) (desperately looks to the menu on the wall behind the employee) (the menu lists carnitas as a protein option) (the word “carnitas” is not crossed out or taped over or otherwise adulterated) (carnitas have been on the standard menu since at least 2016) : “Okay. Um. Are you…sure?”

other employee working the toppings part of the line (familiar) (have seen her before) (she has cool earrings): *gives the new guy a strange look, nudges him aside, and scoops the carnitas onto partner’s bowl before continuing with the other toppings*

Repeat conversation again the next week. And the next. Same guy. If it’s a bit, no one is laughing, including the employee.

json-derulo

theories I’ve considered:

- the employee keeps very strictly kosher/halal/vegan and refuses to handle pork (understandable, I respect that, but if you’re gonna work at a place that serves pork I do kinda feel like when someone orders it you’ve just gotta tap in a coworker to do it for you)

- someone did something gross to the carnitas and the employee is trying to warn people not to order it (??? throw it out then? also, three weeks in a row???)

- the employee is a space alien who views humans as so similar to pigs that for us to eat them is tantamount to cannibalism

json-derulo

- the employee is the lead in a kdrama romance about a pampered, clueless chaebol heir who is sent by his father to work in the company’s restaurants for a year in order to prove he’s ready to take over as CEO. he’s dumb as rocks but they can’t fire him or even correct him that harshly due to the power gradient. partner is just a minor reoccurring character, and the interaction is kept the same from week to week to highlight the development of the relationship between the employee and his love interest with the cool earrings (even if the restaurant is literally a fully-branded Chipotle, that’s somehow still not enough product placement for me to believe this is a real kdrama)

json-derulo

After reviewing again with partner, evidently I forgot a detail that set this week’s carnitas denial dance apart from the others.

partner (well aware of what he’s getting into with this guy now): “Hi. Could I please have a bowl with white rice, black beans, and pork?”

employee: “We don’t have pork.”

partner (demonstrating a level of patience only a public school teacher could have): *points at the pan of carnitas* “Could I please just have some of that?”

employee (after several slow, confused blinks): *points at the same pan* “That’s steak.”

partner (looking at the hotel pan they’re both pointing at) (it is filled with shredded meat of a pale beige color) (at the other end of the row of pans is another pan containing dark brown, lightly charred meat chopped into small pieces): “Okay.” *deciding he’s willing to play in this fantasy space if it gets the job done, he points at the first pan again* Then could I please have the steak?”

employee: *starts to reach for the pan at the other end containing the actual steak*

partner: "Oh—no, sorry, this one please?" *points at the first pan containing the carnitas*

employee: *blinks, then just walks away and starts helping the next customer in line, leaving partner's bowl unfinished*

other employee with cool earrings: *rolls her eyes at new employee, takes partner’s bowl, and fills it with carnitas herself*

new theories:

- the employee is a bridge troll who will only dole out his delectable carnitas to those who prove themselves worthy by correctly answering his riddles three

- the employee is stoned out of his mind at all times on a specific strain of weed that totally erases the concept of pork from his memory and awareness

json-derulo

A few additional updates/clarifications:

Mr. Eternal Bluntshine of the Porkless Mind isn't the first idiosyncratic cryptid Partner has encountered at this particular Chipotle. He joins the illustrious ranks of The Lobster Mobster and 300 RPM Matthew McConaughey

Partner says he does not actually mind dealing with this unskippable cutscene every time because A) he finds it amusing and B) on one occasion, after Cool Earrings's intervention, the new employee checked him out at the register, and he rang up the bowl clearly labeled "CA-Q" (carnitas with queso) as chicken, which made it slightly cheaper

Some of my favorite possible explanations from the tags:

sreegs

what kind of records are we talking about

god-slayer-apprentice

all of them

tilthat

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

armedandgayngerous

that was the Devil

general-thinks

I mean they wanted rain

northerlygale-deactivated202307

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

prokopetz

I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.

adamsmasher

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

rouge-the-bat

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

jungwildeandfree

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."