[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

[binches-deactivated20220521]

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

[golf-course-tragedy]

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

[emil]

RIP Gorbachev (2 March 1931 – 30 August 2022)

[salamanderinspace]

I cannot believe this is where I heard the news.

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[buddhabrot]

sweet dreams my pink friend

[preposterousness]

this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life

[amygdalae]

Not my gay ass coveting the cursed amulet! 😂😂😂

[daddyfuckedme]

[dayman]

[victorbravo]

[depsidase]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[duckdotcom]

(hears something outside my tent) it was probably nothing

brain cell #61423: maybe it was a gougar

[ejacutastic]

it just shipp 🤷‍♂️

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[oldshowbiz]

Bottle of Ants

[wrathbite]

[brucebocchi]

[geniusoflove]

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

[omnidens-deactivated20251215]

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[pictures-of-dogs]

i don’t have a caption for this one, i just like him :)

[whitepeopletwitter]

I felt this

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

Is this supposed to be scary? This just looks like someone put the baby filter from Snapchat on a doll

[ellenripleysgf]

it looks like her but yassified

[sesh]