Done With His Shit

[windewehn]

some dracula book covers

[nothingbutloveforyou]

i think waiting together is a love language. wait for the train with me, so we can talk a little longer. wait for dinner with me, we can slow dance in the kitchen. wait for me until i can talk after crying my eyes out, hold me, we will figure it out. wait for me when it gets rough, i know i can get through this (with you). wait for me in the car, this song is too good to not finish listening to it. wait for the first snow with me, cold red noses and bright eyes. lets wait for each other, i love you.

[archi-pelago]

very good things

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses you!” and she comes over so I can give her a kiss on the face

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses me?” and her tail goes ballistic as she smooches my face ecstatically 

my dog

[archi-pelago]

Her

[archi-pelago]

this is her natural state

[archi-pelago]

An addition

[archi-pelago]

#archi your dog needs a little sweater

[mawwart]

You really have a little creature that lives with you that looks like this

Immaculate. Extraordinary. I love your dog

[archi-pelago]

OH MY GOD?? ♥️💖💗💕💘🥺 THANK U

[archi-pelago]

…well, i cant argue with that

[evie-the-mostly-human]

VIP. Very important post

[darkwood-sleddog]

Apayauq Reitan, the first trans women to run Iditarod, finishes last and wins the “Committed Through the Last Mile” award. The award, given by Lynden, honors Apayauq for her perseverance and commitment to finish the race through unexpected challenges. The last half of the pack of those running Iditarod faced sudden and extreme weather that caused many competitors to have to scratch and be rescued by race officials.

Apayauq had seven dogs in harness at the time of her finish and although this was not her rookie Iditarod, this was her first one she ran out and proud as an Indigenous trans women.

[crypticcripple]

[tweet from Apayauq which says:

Defeating the “biological advantage of trans women” narrative by being literally the slowest musher to finish the Iditarod this year 😂😂😂]

[mysharona1987]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Because Nintendo’s beloved character is Japanese, Mario is his LAST name. His first name?

Itsume.

[saintofpride201]

Way too many people in the notes not getting this one

[slitherpunk]

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

[arcnoise]

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

[wizard-email]

it's fucking friday

[yawn-emoji]

i love you walkable cities i love you pedestrian-centered infrastructure i love you bikeshares i love you free public transit i love you separated bike lanes i love you mixed-use urbanism i love you car-free streets

[neverwonderneverremember-deacti]

[thatguythatlikesmgsandstarsector]

Sleepyheads be like no bro it’s not an addiction and then have a whole room dedicated to just sleeping in

[patientno7]

just bit a chunk of glass out of one of my new martini glasses by giving in to the primal urge to apply destructive force to a fragile object for no reason

[patientno7]

who up eating glass

[patientno7]

me with literal glass shards in my mouth realizing how i just broke one of my new martini glasses

[patientno7]

[catchymemes]

[lifeandfreedom]

[ID: Lisa Simpson presentation meme. Presentation text reads, “people who want to refuse care to patients due to personal or religious beliefs don’t belong in the medical field or in mental health services”]

[slcpunkmoved]

being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it's like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc

[papaya-inspiration]

My great uncle, who loved cooking and engineering and traveling and far too many other things, always used to say:

"Among the cooks, I am the best engineer, and among the engineers I am the best cook."

I love that. It's one of the things I try to live by.

[bunjywunjy]

the full phrase is "a jack of all trades is master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one"

[goldensunset]

y’know for me it straight up doesn’t even occur to me to unfollow someone when they stop posting whatever it is i followed them for. unless the thing they’re posting about now is somehow actually actively upsetting to me i just accept it as a part of my life now. i’ll just scroll past it like i’m driving a car and dodging an obstacle on the road. and that part of the road is my daily commute and the thing stays on the road forever and i swerve around it every day for months instead of ever taking the initiative to get it removed. it just adds flavor i guess

[chewedcorn]

christ on a cracker (the last supper, oil on saltine)

[hislittleflower-throughconcrete]

I don’t know why, but reading “oil on saltine” just sent me

[parkchanwoohoo]

[fairycosmos]

i can’t believe me “trying my best” is just me showering regularly and eating normally. mental illness is so humbling 

[meatpuppit]

actually nothing but respect for the local sex toy store in my city just telling people they can shoplift morning after pills if they need to.