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Welcome to my pride and joy, hope you love my blog as much as i do and happy blogging♡♡

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[localstarboy]

#GetTinaThick2017

[clarknokent]

I’m convinced he a nature demigod or be using pheromones

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[obaewankenope]

Fucking dictionary.com ya’ll

[rollingaroundlife]

They fucking did that.

[stream]

[iwontdancenetwork]

[iwontdancenetwork]

Dancing throughout the movies!

[trashmag1ck]

[eggogorgon]

Sadie Sink for W Magazine

[alphabitches]

[iriswestsallen]

Women’s March around the world [January 21, 2017] 

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i know sia doesnt want to be seen but was all this necessary???😩😩😩

[lobstersonskateboards]

It was definitely necessary

[sovietsofficial]

Mirror’s Edge (EA DICE, 2008)

[feazelblahg]

So is Sia like the coolest person to ever exist or something?? What kind of person comes standard with ninja moves

[citadel-souvenirs]

Isn’t she like 50

[glumshoe]

Male robots: “I’m a machine, but I’m also a person. I’m more than an object. I have values and dreams and desires and, while I’m different from you in ways that might be strange and frightening, I’m an individual and I want to be respected as such.”

Female robots: “I’m a machine, but I’m also a person. In fact, I’m even better than a real woman - I don’t sweat or poop or age, and yes, I am fuckable. I can also kick ass, but like, in a sexy way. I can seem emotionless and cold, but that’s just because I haven’t yet realized how much I want to be your girlfriend.”

[fraile-blog]

[unclefather]

and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm

[cherryseltzer]

[tankaramo]

wlw (women loving winona ryder)

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[majesty-intensifies]

Show me the forbidden Carfax

[lifesgrandparade]

[johnwilkestooth]

it puts it all in perspective.

[pixpup]

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

[kangals]

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

[disco-vader]

[pixpup]

They Meet