[goddess-of-tits-and-wine]

Need a cuddle that turns into sex that turns into a cuddle that turns into napping together

[tabbybeans]

I hate living in Texas.

[mach6logan]

Can’t tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan

[smdh420]

I’m deciding this is pro-satan

[oy--gevalt]

Definitely pro-Satan.

[known-scoundrel]

If Tumblr goes down I’ll meet you all in 2 years at the Sabaody Archipelago

[umrzec]

[chapelslut]

nicole dollanganger sounds best at night time while driving on a empty road sorry i dont make the rules

[jakemorph]

those little rubber balls that old mechanical computer mouses use to have in them are now viable potion ingredients

[jakemorph]

*making an inviisbility brew* O Eye of Newt and Ball of Mouse……

[mytearsrricochet]

sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy

thanks. Have a great day

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Stop. Normaling. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

[isis-]

you say this like most people on this website wouldn’t want exactly that to happen, myself included

[phantomrose96]

When pet owners talk about their pets it’s guaranteed to fall under one of two categories:

Rover is the sweetest kindest force in my life, my closest ally, my best friend, the family member who molded me as a person who I would absolutely lay down my life for. Please let me show you photos of this perfection incarnate.

Socks is on double secret baby probation now and she’s gated in the living room because she wont stop sneaking out and trying to eat all the towels in the house, like the bastard idiot child she is.

[phantomrose96]

I would like to clarify this is not a “which type of pet owner are you” post. There is no choosing. Pet owners are both of these, all the time, forever. It’s a matter of which one is the conversation topic of the day, and the outcome depends entirely upon how recently their pet tried to eat plastic

[inkstaboy]

🐱 IG - @ inkstaboy 🐱

[inkstaboy]

🐱 IG - @ inkstaboy 🐱

[feministism]

[weaselness]

“And like the moon, we must go through phases of emptiness to feel full again.”

— Excerpt #148   (via loveage-moondream)

[sacred-portal]

[lofi-mp3-deactivated20191115]

[thedailyheathen-deactivated2019]

Real Norse Pagans

Real Norse Pagans are not: 1.) White Supremacist 2.) Neo-Nazis 3.) Racist These people are a mockery to our gods and our way. We believe anyone can come together and worship our gods. We respect and accept anyone who respects us and accepts us.

[irascibiliss]