what the h(elle)

21/uk/insta: 97elle

[badjokesbyjeff]

[hotterdenwasabi-deactivated2022]

Don’t keep sending me “Wyd” all day I’m a homebody with no friends tf you think I’m doing

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[twerklina]

[weirdness-is-good]

Vegan pizza

[midgetslayer]

Bottom cuisine

[devon-aoki]

Mariah’s cheat day

[supersophietheartist]

This post sucker punches you, 3 consecutive times, and you’re never ready for any of them

[thesilicontribesman]

Brimham Rocks Photoset 3, Yorkshire, 24.12.18.

Amazing Ice Age water and wind shaped rock formations.

[godmemer]

my county!!

[official-scumbag-deactivated202]

[somecutething]

Can I help you find something sir?

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[sixpenceee]

Picture of a mountain gorilla right before he punched the photographer (Christophe Courteau).

[slavery]

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

[legalizeact]

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

Who is the Dumbass who decided we should stop calling medicine “potions” and “elixirs”

[zuzuyams]

Eugene gets me

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[karhs]

For the record this guy has tweeted about this experience close to once a year since like 2013

he really genuinely is just always thinking about it