sammi

I’m just trying to have a good time.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

fascist men on here

post 1: women are all lying sluts

post 2: i’m so lonely these days

[sklittles]

I’m gay but nice try lmao

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

this is easily the worst reply to this post

[butt-berry]

[weonsinnombre-deactivated201906]

[124archive-deactivated20140918]

Nicely done, m’lady

[nosdrinker]

he’s in

[justinyourguts-deactivated20260]

i actually want to die

[scottishtwitter]

[inner--monologue]

[kittykat8311]

What does my cat think when I kiss his little head? Does he know it’s affection or does he think I’m trying to eat him

[softly-speaking-valkyrie]

These questions are totes why I follow you, top quality content right here

[kittykat8311]

It’s important!

[mollytwos]

Well it depends. Do you try to put ketchup on him before kissing his head, that would change things :P

[kittykat8311]

Yes. I put ketchup on my cat before I kiss his head.

[steampunkette]

Fun bit of info!

Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they’re getting their scent on you because they know that you’re a family, but you smell “Funny” compared to them. They’re trying to make you smell like their family.

If your cat allows you to kiss their little head, it’s because they’re accepting -your- scent, and being part of your family.

Ketchup included.

[kittykat8311]

This is a good note, thank you

[rutabegaville-blog]

This why they boop you. :)

[ephuyrie-deactivated20180427]

Fact:

In animals that have communal grooming as part of their behavior, sticking your face in their face for kisses/boops doesn’t bother them at all because they know you’re not going to eat them.

But, with frogs (and other animals you shouldn’t be putting your mouth on) that do not have communal grooming there’s a high chance their first reaction will be “plz don’t eat me” before realizing you do not mean them any harm.

Also; if you accidentally step on a cat or a dog, or accidentally pinch/hurt a smaller pet and after they squeak or yelp you start petting them and trying to reassure the animal that you weren’t trying to hurt them they’ll understand that. Puppies and kittens get a little too rough with their play, but when a litter-mate ends up squeaking because they got hurt the puppy or kitten will stop playing so roughly and switch to kisses/licks as a way to apologize before they go back to playing.

When humans act the same way, and do not hurt them again it registers as “oh that wasn’t on purpose” and the animal quickly forgives you.

It’s the animal equivalent of “Don’t tell Mom!”

[kittykat8311]

This is also good to know, thank you!

[deactivated-drawing]

Thank fucking god

[a-magpie-witchling]

THANK FUCKING GOD.

[how-to-deflate-a-hedgehog101]

THANK FUCKING GOD

[nyquilnap]

[goingbacktocal]

Same energy

[dcrxpt-deactivated20190618]

Customers at my job

[cnet]

[frawgs]

me being hoisted away via drone at a party because i said cock in a casual conversation

[lovelyirony]

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

[inallofpeculiardom]

Damn RIGHT that’s the tea

[gahdamnpunk]

Poor child has to suffer cause his dad is an asshole who didn’t let his baby mama have an abortion. This is why we need to talk more about reproductive justice

[bogleech]

The part that slays me is “she pays more child support than the court ordered” and “she is a deadbeat” in the same rant.

[residentwhatever]

me, frustrated: ugh i dont know whats going on in this story

my brain: do you think maybe it’s because your eyes keep flittering around and you’re only actually reading 1 out of 10 words

me: 

[thetomska]

[relishboi]

[caelestiaal]

“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.”

— Oscar Wilde  (via caelestiaal)

[corsolanite]

[drainingkiss]

pokemon with hearts moodboard

[virgoboy]

i am so sick of us politics no offence but i hope your country collapses before 2020 begins because i can’t stand to hear about it anymore

[anais-nyx]