welcome, peasants.

Brittany. 25. Taken. Lover of dogs & food. :)

[hsnccarsbending]

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[bspolitics-deactivated20140630]

[divatownsmayor]

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

[toastbutteregg]

dont get me wrong, ive been in this situation before but seeing it from top view scares me like i cant breathe

[stream]

[shiftythrifting]

i dont even know what to say about this

[senatortedcruz]

This is the funniest cropped boomer image of all time I’m actually in tears

[demonius-darkblade]

The further out that $1400 gets, the funnier it is that we’re supposed to view it as really being $2000 because of that other check you might remember from back in ye olden days

[melisscan-deactivated20210423]

Hope is perhaps on the next page Closure book

📚📖📚🖋️

Umut belki de gelecek sayfadadır Kapatma kitabı

[toastbutteregg]

[queen-mabs-revenge]

So my ma posted tonight's family drama to her cross stitch facebook group...

[retrogamingblog2]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[paxamericana]

[toastbutteregg]

no

[toasty-cowboy]

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

[angelfrommontgomery]

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

[sonicrainbooms]