u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside
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u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside
sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skin
I thought this was going to be really negative but Im glad with its turnout
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible
remember when I got anon hate for reblogging this
it’s still the only piece of anon hate I’ve gotten to this date
The husband and I are driving around house hunting and we found the cutest little free library!
how to tip
If you do this get the fuck off my blog
Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.
What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.
Thank you…i wish more people knew this
So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!
Any tips that get charged on your card are taxed, so if this guy left a $20 tip, that would get charged at least 8% on payroll tax, and depending on the night it’d be an additional 10-14% on income tax. On average if you tip $20 on your card the server gets $16 and the government gets the other 20% to bomb civilians in Yemen
None of my friends know...
The way I contelpate killing myself each night. The stack of letters I have addressed to them in case I fail to see the sunlight. The shit I go through. The trauma I suffer through, even to this day.
None of them know because they never fucking ask me
That moment when you think death might be the only way to win...
Show some respect, people.
THANK YOU
The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.
He’s a big hero of mine!
Let’s not forget Togo! Who, at 12 years old during the serum run, lead his team 200 miles through much more dangerous conditions during the first leg of the journey before Balto ran the last 55-mile stretch.
Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids
One more young fighter. May God bless these beautiful souls
Mystère à la Tour Eiffel
Talk shit, get hit
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Justice is Served
Great headline
This is not an appropriate adult response to racism. Racism is bad. But if someone calls you a bad name and your response is to kick him in the face twice you are not acting as an adult should. Shame on the racist. And shame on this “adult.”
“Student defends himself and his friends from an violent assailant.”
There, fixed it.
Trump ruins bacon.
Every Trump policy makes things worse.
context for the joke: upton sinclair’s the jungle is a book from 1906 about the meatpacking industry both about the working conditions and how unsanitary it was. it led to numerous laws about federal oversight on the meatpacking industry (specifically inspection) during what was known as the progressive era.
Time to stop buying any and all pork products until this is fixed. Spread it around. PORK BOYCOTT. Bacon isn’t worth debilitating sicknesses that you’re likely to catch now that standards are going to be lowered in the industry in order to save money.
Double checked this and it’s legit. I’d be really cautious about pork from here on out y’all.
Yikes.
the original article was posted April 5, 2019
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorry…
I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG
Hell no.
Sorry
Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.
I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol
I second my husband’s emotion! Lol
This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO
Scrolled past but got paranoid
I was going to ignore this
GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS POST
porn blogs care about their moms
Not risking this
Came up on my dash & I don’t wanna risk it
GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS POST²
Oops love my mom too much
i LOVE MY MOM TO MUCH LOL
MOM I LOVE YOU
I LOVE MY MOTHER WITH MY WHOLE HEART SO BITCH I AM REBLOGGING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
I mean I don’t actually care but just my luck I’d end up stuck with my father and he’s an asshole so *shrug*
Mum!
I LOVE MY MOM WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
STAY AWAY FROM MY MOTHER!!!
I've just now found out about the amazing Autumn Peltier. She deserves so much more coverage than i've seen.
Incredibles/Incredibles 2
Holy fuck she knew
Wait…wait a minute, wait a minute, I just realized something!!!
What if she did know?
Think about it, Helen goes in to talk to Edna but Edna has already prepared a series of supersuits that are perfectly designed for every situation she and the kids are going to be in. And for some reason, we’ve all just accepted that, yeah, she’s Edna Mode, she would know these things, she’s just like that.
But what if we’ve all been missing something right in front of us?
We know Edna has affiliations with the government agency and has obviously been making suits for decades. Do you think the government is just going to get a random fashion designer to make these suits? Absolutely not.
They’re going to get a Super.
What if Edna is a Super with the power of future-vision?
That’s how she knows exactly what suit to make, that’s how she knows that the kids are going to be in danger, that’s how she’s so aware of everything going on around her and catches everyone off guard.
She never looks back; she looks forward.
(Sorry for hijacking your post, OP.)
which is why the whole cape thing hit so hard. she didnt see it coming
I love the idea of a Super whose power is to amazingly see into the future and she just uses it for fashion design.
can we not mock bi girls for liking men as if any part of their sexuality is shameful in the year of our lord 2019
anyone else think bi ppl should pick a side
anyone else think misogyny is bad and respecting women is important
As a lesbian, I try to stay clear of bi women. Mostly because idk. It feels wrong to put love on a spectrum. It can almost be misleading to be honest. I’ve been rejected by bi women because idk they really weren’t that into women or because they lean towards men more. I think we should make terms for people who lean more towards one side so no one is misled. Anyway, what do I know. I’ll probably get yelled at for saying all that but whatever.
Someone not being into you doesn’t mean they’re not into women…….
Wow this is the most biphobic thing I’ve seen on Tumblr for a while
If you think bi women should pick a side, then go unfollow me. If you think bi men should pick a side, go unfollow me. If you think bi women should pick a side, go unfollow me. Biphobia is not respected here.
get o u t
I 100% respect bi girls but I always feel like they aren’t actually into girls because of all these girls faking being bi just because they think it’s ‘hip’ and I’m always scared that they’re actually straight but are just playing with me but maybe that’s just me being irrational I don’t know..
“I respect bi girls but actually I dont respect them at all~” gotta love that textbook biphobia! 🤢🤢🤢
If you “respect” bi girls but think they’re faking for clout you don’t respect bi girls