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[anxietyproblem]

[ohevoyev]

thor was the funniest avenger. all he did was pretend to be dumb and clown them constantly

[ohevoyev]

thor: good morning idiots

tony: you know idiot isn’t like.. something you just walk in and call people

thor: it’s a term of endearment on asgard, rat man

[solarpunkopossum]

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

[williamblakesapprentice]

Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form….it astounds me.

[valtsv]

[torviin]

Happy pride to everyone but terfs!

[torviin]

All you motherfuckers typing lgb instead of lgbt! I see you! Pride is actually for hunting you down and attacking you for being transphobic!

[emi1y]

so how about that sat

[thursday]

[tommyholland]

Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO

[sleepiesoft]

ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970

[akinoyonaga08-deactivated202005]

[ablesisters-remaking-deactivate]

so i got this text yesterday?? i asked who it was and the person never replied

[ablesisters-remaking-deactivate]

mystery fucking solved gang i guess its kevis

[yaoialien]

Mr. Ratburn is a gay man and a gay icon

proof:

[yaoialien]

GUESS WHO WAS FUCKING RIGHT ASSHOLES

[ahedis-ap]

OP how does it feel to be a prophet?

[my-feminism]

In the Netherlands, abortion is freely available on demand. Yet the Netherlands boasts the lowest abortion rate in the world, about 6 abortions per 1000 women per year, and the complication and death rates for abortion are miniscule. How do they do it? First of all, contraception is widely available and free — it’s covered by the national health insurance plan. Holland also carries out extensive public education on contraception, family planning, and sexuality. An ethic of personal responsibility for one’s sexual activity is strongly promoted. Of course, some people say that teaching kids about sex and contraception will only encourage them to have lots of sex. But Dutch teenagers tend to have less frequent sex, starting at an older age, than American teenagers, and the Dutch teenage pregnancy rate is 9 times lower than in the U.S.

[teratomarty]

I endorse evidence-based medicine, and evidence-based activism.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

iron man 1 really went and said that america is the true villain of the middle east while george fucking bush was still in office which is why it’ll stay the biggest dick energy movie that marvel will ever make

[typhlonectes]

AOC.

[that-one-nerd-over-yonder]

And THIS is what I want people to understand at this point

[one-time-i-dreamt]

https://www.theverge.com/2019/5/2/18527177/verizon-seeking-tumblr-sale-rumor-blogging

#NOT A DREAM

[deke-abed-spencer]

Fuck that’s terrifying. I mean I’m okay with returned NSFW content but that means even more porn bots and no one to complain to.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

What makes you think Pornhub would allow the porn bots to get to the level they did before or worse? They might be a porn site but that doesn’t mean they don’t know how to do their work or respect their users. Besides, them buying Tumblr would not mean it would turn it into Pornhub. Yahoo buying it didn’t mean jack and Verizon buying it meant they lost half their users with the way they ran it and got their userbase to hate them beyond repair.

[valyrianrosevance]

Pornhub is also hella strict about CP, so they’re prolly gonna actually hire people to get that shit and then destroy the bots

[hashtagloveloses]

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

[arthicat]

Can someone explain this to me?

[thescotchinthenorth-deactivated]

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

[weedle-testaburger]

Basically, ask why they like it. If they like it because they think it’s well-written and made, you’re probably good. But if they want to be like Walter White, or Tyler Durden, or Rick Sanchez, or Alex DeLarge, or Holden Caulfield: yeah, RUN.

[callsigndreadfrost]

Finally I can reblog this post.

[lord-kitschener]

This also goes for Mad Men, run like hell from any guy who identifies with/idolizes Don Draper

[aphony-cree]

“It’s a satire. Many don’t get that… My daughter had a friend named Max. She told me ‘Fight Club’ is his favorite movie, I told her never to talk to Max again.” David Fincher, director of Fight Club 

[grimelords]