goosedog with a blog

4-ish year old rescue (acd mutt) and her 20s-ish year old human. sideblog of @metastablephysicist.

[kushblazer666]

white people love to let their giant untrained dogs off leash and then petulantly call their name 80 times in a row while standing stock still as their dog completely ignores them and runs amok

[kushblazer666]

random white person: sadie!! sadie!! come here sadie! SADIE!!!!

sadie:

[goosedog]

this but a toothless beagle slobbering all over goosedog

[myna33]

roommate's dog gets fitted for a new contraption every time she tries to hoover up something dangerous so now she goes on walks looking like harrison bergeron

[goosedog]

our little kidnapping victim <3

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[creepymutelilbugger]

posting the spotted hyena vision diagram again

[pupdotcom]

real

[seabeck]

They really have only invented two dog chews: breaks your dogs teeth and your dog doesn’t care about this

[seabeck]

Some other chews I forgot about:

Stinkiest substance known to mankind

Lasts 2 seconds

Costs an arm and a leg (despite being made out of penis)

[archy-with-a-y]

I would go to the ends of the earth for you

[roboco-san]

you have to play drums on the dog. you have to. it's essential to their health and happiness.

[kushblazer666]

white people love to let their giant untrained dogs off leash and then petulantly call their name 80 times in a row while standing stock still as their dog completely ignores them and runs amok

[kushblazer666]

random white person: sadie!! sadie!! come here sadie! SADIE!!!!

sadie:

[charlottan]

sorry we lost your stupid medication. go on seventeen righteous quests to find it

[charlottan]

love that we all know precisely what medication this is about

[pocketdogs]

if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.

[pocketdogs]

this is such a fascinating comment, i love the way your mind works.

[rikebe]

felt like drawing this guy

[pocketdogs]

oh my god

[timefortigers]

cutest thing my dog does is sleeping in positions that make her look like a small extinct theropod that's been caught in a mudslide allowing its remains to fossilise and be unearthed by palaeontologists millions of years later

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Sound on. How dogs navigate stairs.

[fattyskeleton]

i'm fucking sick and watching this almost killed me. i felt my throat closing. Almost met god over that fucking dog launching itself down stairs

[holly-warbs]

Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.

[king-the-pathetic]

Not what I usually post but look at that wawa go!

[werevampiwolf]

@doberbutts Talented Wawa

[doberbutts]

"I want a deer headed chihuahua sized dog with longer legs and a peppy, terrier-lite personality that's fun to train and a good companion dog"

So get a Toy Fox Terrier, they're 10lbs and under and fit that exact description.

[elvenferretots]

I wanted a deer head chihuahua-type dog. I didn't want the genetic issues of most of the shelter dogs that would prevent my dog from playing my sports of choice. I got an ethically bred toy fox terrier from a reputable show breeder.

The only thing different from a deer head chihuahua on this guy is that he's healthier and better put together. 99% of people just assume he's a chihuahua. Without the luxating patellas.

Toy fox terrier propaganda forever.

[dogposts]

[creekfiend]

My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph