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[judasisgayriot]

at certain times. when the veil between reality and 2014 tumblr is thin. well lets just say. anything is possible

[transfemininomenon]

you’re laughing. the rugrats are lost in paris and you’re laughing.

[stabbingstabbed]

[decimateddreams]

don’t care didn’t ask plus this hole you put me in wasn’t deep enough and i’m climbing out right now

[spiroandthelacktones]

Brushes you with an egg white wash so you'll develop a nice glaze in the oven

[uncleshouty]

hey thanks

[lessthansix]

[jupiterscorpse]

its just me and my gay little iced coffee against the fucking world

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[thatlittleegyptologist]

What I feel a lot of people learned this week:

Money is fake

The Economy is fake and we can manipulate it at will. Just for some reason we keep treating it like a natural phenomenon and not a man made thing. 

Time is arbitrary

‘I can’t have x after 10pm’ yes you can because who the fuck is stopping you?

Literally all barriers to helping people are fake 

[lilitasticc]

and always have been

[cavilhenry]

him: what are you thinking about?

her: oh.. it’s nothing…..

her brain, longingly:

[buttpoems]

[antisisyphus]

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

[meangirlnurse]

Stardew Valley cracks me up bc like. at no point does the game even attempt to explain a game mechanic to you. guess, google or die

[dinuguan]

[draintheblood]

she even poked the holes so i can breathe :o

part 4..

[handwrittenloveletter-deactivat]

i miss crying on public transport 😐

[normal-horoscopes]

WHILE YOU WERE HAVING PREMARITAL SEX I WAS ALSO HAVING PREMARITAL SEX BUT IN A COOL WIZARD TOWER