fold you up like a blanket and put you away

Gianna 25 she/they FUCK TERFS!!!

[gourdgril]

Lego Kramer

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

[amongusroleplay]

[sh4rkguts]

I just found this meme I made of my fish when I was a teenager.

[feldfrog]

Mafia guy who only goes down on women so he can steal the copper IUD wiring

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[winged-void]

*spits out a nuanceberry* that was without a doubt the worst thing I've ever tasted, and an affront to all that is good

[whamcitycomedy]

[fishingboatproceeds]

I love it when you call me big chungo.

[railroadsoftware]

why’s he say stuff like this

[propertyofjameswilson]

happy pride month everyone!!

[charliewrites99]

Happy pride!!!

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[dogpuppy]

[joanthebonelord]

[wokeuplaughing]

had a dream about these two clowns doing bits together back and forth and one clown is getting increasingly sincere in his comedy and he tells the other clown to kiss him so they do and when the other clown pulls back he looks to the audience and goes "it's more than just a joke after all" and then I woke up