sometime I just think about how easy it would be to market superheroes toward little girls and I am filled with rage
like do these people not realize how fucking easy this shit would be
thereâs the dazzler sheâs like a popstar and a superhero do you know how many 4-12 year old girls would dig that shit
thereâs the wasp and her superpowers are seriously like zapping jerks, flying, and being cuter than everybody else. also sheâs a famous fashion designer. and sheâs better than you. (like she shrinks and stuff too but mainly her power is being better than you)
she-hulk is like this nerdy chick with the power to get bigger and greener and be spontaneously tougher than everybody in the vicinity like I donât even know a little girl who wouldnât slit someoneâs throat for the ability to be stronger than all the boys when they pissed her off
little girl likes magic? scarlet witch
little girl likes science? invisible woman
little girl likes spies? black widow
little girl likes aliens? karolina dean
little girl likes bionic arms? misty knight
little girl likes flying horses? wow. guess who has one of those? valkyrie. valkyrie does.
My point is thatâs itâs so fucking easy so chop-chop, Marvel, get on it. Seriously, I went ten years of my life thinking superheroes were boys. Thatâs ten years of you not profiting off of my inability to refrain from buying even the crappiest merchandise you offer if it has a character I love on it. Little girls are an enormous market; they will buy all your shit if you just suggest to them that maybe theyâd like to.
or you could just keep on not profiting when you could be making money selling literally any object that has enough space to plaster a female superheroâs face on it. thatâs cool too.
TOO TRUE













