Always Use The Oxford Comma

So far to the left I can't do the Cupid Shuffle.

[cu-curu-gol-deactivated20181217]

[thepunksink]

the only one of these I’ve liked ever 

[vampires-juicebox]

@raphaelshamrock

[unyunish]

my villagers are so damn talented

[gracefullydisgracing]

New parents are like “our son is 1/4 month old!!!”

[gracefullydisgracing]

Hello valued mutual.... it's corn time

Hello valued mutual... I’m ready for the farm fresh corn

[cadaverkeys]

its fall lads

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[star-anise]

it has been a long week and i am very tired

pls show me your cats

[ishuzu]

this is Buster, showing us her very dirty feet.

[1000heartbeats]

This is Dany. He has anxiety, but he’s full of love.

[errantpixxi]

This is Tally, a 10 yo 18 pound Maine Coon, who will let you use her tummy for a pillow when you’re sad, and will just purr & groom you until you feel better 💕

[madamehardy]

This is Jareth, a rescue who advises you to consider the benefits of a good long nap

[nonelvis]

This is Miss Noir. Her hobbies include being besties with the food bag, running away from things in fear, and stairstep lurking.

This is Miss Nicole. Her hobbies include being an immense asshole.

[secondhand-glory]

This is Uno. He thinks things are gonna be okay. I intend to believe him.

[punmasterkentparson]

This is Kit. He likes chasing bugs, digging in his litter box, and being aggressively cuddly.

[boundtoanandroid]

this is crookshanks she’s orange

[jame7t]

this is Keyes he’s my lead strategist

[lemoneychicken]

this is toast, hes a cool dude

[crazybarks42]

This is Rosie. She’s loud because she’s full of bees

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

This is Sweety he is very large

[dog-dyke]

This is Khensu he belongs to my neighbors he’s half Maine coon I hang out with him when he gets lonely

[cumaeansibyl]

This is little cat, she loves headbutts and standing on people

[sashayed]

this is Elly she’s very soft and a butthole

[perpetuallyvex]

This is Coco, and she can read your mind…

[anindoorkitty]

This is Kitt. He’s still a kitten and usually not this still. 

[frewfee]

This is Moochie and she is healing the world one nap at a time.

[thisisnotacatblog]

Here’s Samwise, he fell off the bed immediately after this was taken because he’s clumsy. Also his belly is soft and he loves when people rub it 10/10 would put face against soft tum

[allergictoyouth]

[useless-poly-mexma]

This is Trini, she sleeps anywhere she can and will try to bury her face in your plate of food if she can reach you.

[angellsoft]

This is sledgehammer . He big

[i-cannot-live-without-coffee]

This is Macaroni. She’s old af and her hobbies include sleeping and demanding we drop everything and tend to her needs.

This is Winter. She’s a fat fuck who likes to sit in her own litterbox.

[skeleton-richard]

This is Boo. He’s a very anxious loaf.

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

This is Chico, an old and smelly lady:

Dolores, an asshole:

…and Pedro, a fat little sausage:

[keyofcsharpminor]

This is Liszt, and he loves to sit in sinks!

[collectorofrareclefs-blog]

This is Spoopy (black) and Jack O’Neill (gray)! Spoopy is a chill little dude until he’s hungry and then he acts like he’s never had a meal in his life. Jack cries whenever he’s not given direct attention from myself or my husband or his brother and eats bread if it’s not hidden in a cabinet.

[umnachtung]

both of these are Nera. She always looked pissed off but actually was a huge chilling fat bean who  never hurt a soul.

[seasaltstedman]

This is Rascal. He likes to bring small dead animals into the house

[subwayghostboy]

This is Levi. He loves belly rubs and jumping out behind corners to scare you.

[gracefullydisgracing]

Charlie and Lola. Charlie is scared by everything and meows like a kitten, Lola would fit in with the Marauders.

[gracefullydisgracing]

bookish asks

1: What book did you last finish? When was that?

2: What are you currently reading?

3: What book are you planning to read next?

4: What was the last book you added to your tbr?

5: Which book did you last re-read?

6: Which book was the last one you really, really loved?

7: What was/were the last book/books you bought?

8: Paperback or hardcover? Why?

9: YA, NA or Adult? Why?

10: Sci-Fi or fantasy? Why?

11: Classic or modern? Why?

12: Political memoirs or comedic memoirs?

13: Name a book with a really bad movie/tv adaption

14: Name a book where the movie/tv adaption actually was better than the original

15: What book changed your life?

16: If you could bring three books to a deserted island which would you bring and why?

17: If you owned a bookshop what would you call it?

18: Which character from a book is the most like you?

19: Which character from a book is the least like you?

20: Best summer read?

21: Best winter read?

22: Pro or anti e-readers? Why?

23: Bookdepository or Amazon?

24: Do you prefer to buy books online or in a bookshop?

25: If you could be a character from a book for just one day who would you be and why? (Bonus: any specific day in the story?)

26: If you could be a character from a book for their entire life who would you be and why?

27: If you could change one thing about mainstream literature what would you change? (i.e. more diversity, better writing, better plot etc.)

28: How many books have you read so far this year?

29: How do you sort your shelves? (i.e. by color, author, title etc.)

30: Who’s your favorite author?

31: Who’s your favorite contemporary author?

32: Who’s your favorite fantasy author?

33: Who’s your favorite Sci-Fi author?

34: List five OTPs

35: Name a book you consider to be terribly underrated

36: Name a book you consider to be terribly overrated

37: How many books are actually in your bookshelf/shelves right now?

38: What language do you (most often) read in?

39: Name one of your favorite childhood books

40: Name one of your favorite books from your teenage years

41: Do you own a library card? How often do you use it?

42: Which was the best book you had to read in school?

43: Are you the kind of person who reads several books at once or the kind of person who can only read one book at a time?

44: Do you like to listen to music when you read?

45: What is your favorite thing to eat when you read?

46: What is your favorite thing to drink when you read?

47: What do you do to get out of a reading slump?

48: Where is your favorite place to read?

49: When is your favorite time to read?

50: Why do you love to read?

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[dogpuppy]

Let that man go

[vagueenthusiast]

Old Wiggy n ‘Shanks

[trademarkblue]

“Fluffy” Sunday, get it? :D

[frankencute]

[insanelyfriendlysuccubus]

[brucebocchi]

[highlights-of-the-lowlife]

Gender roles are really out there. I had a customer tell me he didn’t want avocado because its a ‘Woman’s Vegetable’

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

[lowals]

[twitterlols]

[slytherinnpride]