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lush is fine and they have nice soap but going in there is like a minefield of bohemia like if one of the employees doesnt lunge at me asking me if i wanna sample goat lotion or whatever the shit i end up wheeling into some woman dressed in five blankets and knocking the pot of mud out of her hands onto the floor which causes her to scream at an operatic high c for several minutes

#binti tag #binti #binti tell me #is this real lush life?

michaxl

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

#STOP

aquaxlad

Why are people like this? Why can’t we be happy about all the representation that’s finally coming in the superhero genre? 🙄😒

#I LOVE THEM BOTH #HAVING BOTH KINGS MEANS THERE WILL BE MORE REPRESENTATION IN THE FUTURE #and then we can have women of color centerstage #and i can die happy

aspoonfuloflissi

Toasted whole grain bread with peanut butter, COCONUT BUTTER, pb+coconut butter and fruit. If you haven’t had coconut butter yet you are seriously missing out. It’s so, so, so yummy!!

#recipes

oneofthosecrazycatladies

#I HATE THIS

assgod

I honestly gagged my high school and they didn’t deserve it. I brought life to the school when some girl found me online and outed me to everyone (didn’t really know her or her reason besides she was really bored and jealous) and then again when I showed up to a Halloween party wearing 6-inch red pumps in my lady gaga costume … I wish I still had that look

#OOOOOOH GET IT #GOOD FOR YOU

assgod

I can imagine Zeus as a Kris Jenner type figure of his day and he exploited his wealthy family’s life and drama for fame and notoriety

writing-prompt-s

Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I would read this

ekjohnston

OH MY GOD

santeria-deactivated20170905

im having an asthma attack

#ngl i saw this and was like #i want it

egg-tampon

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

mycatstail

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

cosmog

ok there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting nightblogging is like “what if apples screamed when we bit them?” shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill”. nightblogging has more of a focus on theoreticals, especially in stating absurd thoughts in normal ways. shit posting is more often the opposite, stating normal things in ways that make them absurd. “a crisp one dollar bill” isn’t funny or unusual, but replacing “dollar” with the absurdist internet word “donger” is what makes it funny & thus a shitpost. it’s not necessarily that one is more coherent, but that they’re differentiated both by form and by lexicon. nightblogging is surrealism, shitposting is dada

mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2

that makes so much sense, i understood all of it, completely and totally changed my views of thinking

black-to-the-bones-deactivated2

It’s the cops who need to learn how to behave around citizens and how to de-escalate the conflict peacefully. They have always thought that the only way to solve the situation is to tase a person or to beat him to death, or to shoot him. They are trained to do this, but never trained how to negotiate and help people in a peaceful way. Kids shouldn’t be taught how to interact with police, because no matter how polite you can be, you can always end up dead if the police officer fears for his life.

assgod

Tamir Rice getting an education on how to “respect” cops would not have saved his life when he was killed by cops pulling up to him before he even knew it. Because he was a child. Like real abusers, the system is shifting the blame and responsibility to will-be victims.

c3rvida3

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

sailorbryant

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.

theocseason4

amazing, truly

theocseason4

me

moghedien

Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”

adhduck

oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend

malcolmcooks

i’m mark hamill

bloodqueenmsk-deactivated201710

source: https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/115007729788-Heads-up-for-AT-T-customers

In other words, if you’re using an ATT email for your Tumblr account, you need to go change your email or you will pretty much be…

banned

cameoappearance

Well this sucks but I don’t want it catching people by surprise so signal boost I guess

obstinate-nocturna

what the actual fuck

tzikeh

THIS IS REAL.

IF THIS AFFECTS YOU, GET A GMAIL ACCOUNT OR SOMETHING AND SET IT AS YOUR EMAIL FOR YOUR TUMBLR PREFS RIGHT AWAY. YOU HAVE TODAY, TOMORROW, AND THURSDAY TO DO SO OR YOU LOSE ACCESS TO YOUR TUMBLR.