Shit Posts

I hate myself and want to die {AJ/18/CT}

[helenamayhathaway]

Listen, you gotta be real nice to retail workers these next few weeks, not JUST because they’re humans who deserve respect but also because their store has turned on the Christmas music.

[plasticcyborg]

hash browns, or as i call them, “secular latkes,”

[tokyoinns-deactivated20200314]

my only coping mechanism is making spotify playlists

[coldtongue]

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

[suavecitapomade]

[femkitti]

This is literally the cutest damn thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing with my own two eyes

[sydsliftingface]

wlw getting all extra’d out in lingerie just to do cutesie swingdances is the mood for 20gayteen

[twinkprincessmoved-deactivated2]

This makes my heart so warm 

[la-laborista-republiko]

[quinn-vica-deactivated20201222]

[theproblematicblogger]

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

the inherent embarrassment of having interests

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

to clarify … so many strong women in my life rely on men. that dependence is dangerous. ladies here are some good ref resources I’ve found helpful on my journey towards self reliance

automobile

changing coolant

changing oil

changing tire

jumping a car

plumbing

toilet running

basement flooding

replace a faucet

clogged drain

electrical

replacing light switches

blew a fuse

installing overhead light

earth vs. neutral vs. live wires

home

patching drywall

finding studs

this list is in no way comprehensive feel free to add on

[nerdgul]

a lot of ‘man things’ are a lot easier than you think they are. especially considering the fact that most of these things when buying the parts come with directions on the packaging that men usually don’t even look at (and often end up doing it wrong because they were taught by fathers who also did not look at the packaging). 

like i recently had to change my car battery and freaked out cause i thought id electrocute myself but turns out new batteries come with directions and its the easiest shit in the world so long as you can lift the damn thing. 

so yeah, ladies dont ever feel like a man is a necessity for life, you can do this shit on your own its easier than you think!  

[etcetera-drawings]

[for-him-diaries]

“The worst reason to hate someone is because you loved them so much.”

— - P.G.G

[humansofnewyork]

“We dated for two years.  He looked great on paper.  He was a composer.  He was tall and handsome and went to Yale.  He convinced me that we were soul mates.  And he was big into grand gestures.  One time he rented a convertible, handed me a foldout map of Canada, and said: ‘Pick anywhere you want to go.’  He did keep cheating on me, but he’d blame that on his bipolar disorder.  He’d tell me that his high sex drive was a medical condition.  And I believed him.  Because I was young, and stupid, and in love.  For my twenty-fifth birthday we were going to take a vacation to Seattle.  He’d just gotten back from a two-week trip to Israel.  He was really quiet on the train ride to the airport.  And just as we’re arriving, he tells me that he met someone in Israel.  I start crying.  He’s stone faced.  I’m thinking if we can just get on the flight, everything will be fine.  We go all the way through security and get to the gate.  At this point I’m musical theater girl sobbing.  Our flight begins boarding.  Everyone is staring at us.  Eventually we’re the last two left, and the gate agents are waiting for us to make a decision.  So I decide we should go home.  But he insists that I let him buy me a ticket to Chicago, so I can spend my birthday with my family.  So that’s what I did.  And the next day he calls me to wish me a happy birthday, from Nashville.  He’d flown out that same night.  To visit the girl he met in Israel.  That was the last I spoke to him.  But he did email me a few years ago to tell me that he’d written a musical about his life.  The airport scene was included.  And he wanted me to attend the show.”

[salty-red-mage]

[sa2ha]

ok but this is real

[minionresearch]

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

my only goal in life is to not end up in a marriage like this

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

why the fuck do adult men behave this way

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This is depressing

[marpleblarp]

Good grief

[sikhfam]

I love being sent memes and people being like “this is you” or “this made me think of you”.  Even if the meme is roasting me thank you for thinking about me ily.

[birdgrandma]

[kiefbowl]

some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums

[kiefbowl]