graveyardpumpkin

🦇he/him🦇 🍂19yo🍂 an emo fox that likes heated rivalry, supernatural, Halloween and my chemical romance

[fagflint]

i think its so CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY shane has been forced to be bigger than he wants to be bc of all of his strife and obstacles he cant afford to seem weak or small so he has to be Strong and Big and ilya gives him a space to let that go and be small and let things happen to him and not force his strength. and ILYA has been fucking shut down and humiliated and dominated by his father and brother made Smaller than he wants to be but he cant be big to them and he can be biggEr in hockey but hes still put down abt it by his family and haters constantly and SHANE!!!! shane my god shane gives him a space to be big and be Unquestionably big and for someone to love him while hes being big and mean and dominating and hes never gotten that before. lets all live theyre literally perfect for each other theyre the oasis in a desert for each other for BOTH of them ilyas the only one for shane and shanes the only one for ilya too.

[joondemiel]

A fact I adore is that both Shane and Ilya canonically have zero stamina.

Yes they’re athletes, but that’s nothing in face of how hot they find each other. Ilya’s a throat goat because he only has to blow Shane for 1min30. Shane is the rider of all time because Ilya’s busting in 3min45. In the cottage when they’re spoon fucking after Shane’s edged Ilya, it’s presumably for a grand total of 15 minutes.

They’re so horny for each other that they just can’t last, in the beginning it’s because they have no time to waste and then once they’re both on the Cens, it’s because they don’t have to make it last because this is it! They can have this whenever they want forever! No need to ration or to draw it out!

[allesfresser]

Angelgotchi

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane and ilya are genuinely best friends and they act like it. so on their honeymoon, they’re at the beach playing some beach tennis and then betting who could reach the ocean first, and they competing who’s the fastest swimmer, and playing around, and throwing each other in the water, and chasing each other, having an absolute blast. then going back to their recliners to chill and drink some water and a group of girls comes up to them “we’re watching you guys from afar. you guys are so athletic, do you work out a lot?” and shane replies “we professional athletes so we need to keep up our form” and the group let out a oooh “are you both single?” one of them asks and ilya chuckle “no, we aren’t single. it’s our honeymoon actually” and the girls were like “oh my god, of course a beautiful pair is together” “we’re not going to disrupt you guys anymore” as they’re walking away one of them says “there’s not straight hot guys anymore” and ilya and shane look at each other and lose it. but now they’re acting like an annoying couple at the beach so there’s no doubt about the nature of their relationship

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane without the weight of the secrecy and carrying a whole team on his back is playing way better with the centaurs. and it’s insane, if everyone thought he was already the better player in the league, he’s now definitely on a whole new level. and he’s doing well in the second line, luca haas is a generational talent so he can keeping up with shane easily, better than when pike was his winger. and shane of course is always complimenting luca and staying after practice to train extra with him so both of them can become a deadly duo — not better than the hollanov power play of course, shane and ilya are basically one entity when they play together. and you always know when shane is hyping up luca cus baby boy is more red than the red of centaurs uniform. luca is in heaven, he can play with his idols and they thing he’s good? oh baby boy is always giddy going to every practice. so yeah every team in the league is fucked

[scunthotter]

Like don't get me wrong, Ilya is uncomfortably aware of the consequences if his whole bisexual thing gets out. But you can't tell me that sometimes he's just dying to tell Marleau about the fact that he pulled Shane Hollander, that he's actively pulling Hollander every time they play Montreal. He got hockey's 11/10 and he can't even tell anyone.

[hyacinthsgareth]

headcanon that like his son, david hollander too can also stare at his partner with big doe eyes and get what he wants. it’s rare for ilya to see it but the first time he does he points aggressively and goes “YOU!!! is your fault i never win an argument!!!!” david just blinks while yuna nods solemnly and tells ilya that unfortunately shane learned from the best

[elnotwoods]

Hollanov anniversary plans @ the cottage

- free use for the whole 24 hours (Shane’s idea)

- morning sloppy blowjobs

- swimming in the lake for an hour

- ass eating on the dock

- breakfast/coffee

- shower (foray into mild piss kink)

- nap/cuddles

- light lunch

- fuck nasty (Shane riding Ilya, missionary and then reverse cow girl while Shane wears socks and his hat backwards)

- cleanup (licking cum off each other, Ilya eating Shane out, Shane fingering Ilya and blowing him, aftercare for Shane’s abused hole)

- a heated NHL 26 game

- cooking together (domestic dream of Ilya Rozanov)

- candle lit dinner in the garden

- sex out on the dock under the stars

- bubble bath with candles

- going to sleep in matching silk pyjamas with Mr and Mr embroidered on the pockets (Ilya’s idea)

[grabmybush]

something something shane nagging ilya about eating healthy and quitting smoking and ilya just needs a fucking nicotine hit and (softly) snaps ‘why do you care so much? i’ll just do it outside and shower after’ and shane looks him dead in the eye and says ‘im not letting you chip years off your life when we’ve already wasted 9’ and ilyas just like yeah oh fuck he wants me for as long as he can get me and quits smoking and starts doing yoga even when it feels like his legs are going to fall out from under him because he doesn’t want his last thoughts to be regret for time lost

[lookatthe-stars13]

wyatt hayes discovers luca haas draws dc fanart and thinks it’s the coolest thing ever while luca is sweating hoping wyatt doesn’t clock him as a superbat shipper

bonus: shane and ilya dress up as superman and batman one halloween and he freaks out internally

[ivviannaa]

i'm so fucking endeared by the thought of the ottawa rookies and them being luca's safe space. he loves all of the centaurs, and obviously he still has that hero-like worship going on for ilya, but his fellow rookies just make him feel so. welcome.

he's spent his entire time playing hockey feeling like he's too much for everyone else. like maybe he's more mature or knows too much and gets caught on things that nobody else thinks much about. like maybe hockey is a sport for jocks and bros and he should just stick to his 'weird kid' spaces. then he gets drafted to ottawa, and there's these other young players, and he's just expecting the worst. he knows english pretty well but he speaks with an accent, and he looks so much softer than these other guys do. they're loud and self-assured and.... adding him to a group chat??? instantly, they're acting like they've known him for years. holmberg overshares and young enables him and lapointe rolls his eyes but laughs anyway. they invite him to hang out after practice and remember the things he tells them. holmberg finds his journal one day and, much to luca's horror, starts looking through it. he expects jeers and taunts like what happened with one of his junior teams, but the mockery never comes. instead, they're so impressed and telling him to submit some of his stuff to an art gallery and asking why he hasn't brought this up before. they're the first teammates he comes out to, and they're all cool with it and focus their efforts on finding him a boyfriend despite his protests. and luca looks back on all his fear when he first got drafted and realize that it was all for nothing

[allesfresser]

Oh baby

[bugslibraryy]

Ok they so many sweet things for their anniversary, but Shane also gets a custom made made thong, soft white cotton, simple at the front maybe a cute little bow and some ruffles on the thing waistband, but the real gift is on the back, the soft triangle of fabric above where it pulls into a barely there line of fabric for between his ass- the red stitched “Ilya’s” with a tiny heart next to it. He pulls them on after morning blow jobs and showers. Pulls on some soft loose track shorts over them. Ilya discovers them when he inevitably gets all handsy while Shane cooks them breakfast. The playing with the waistband of shanes sweats as he kisses at his necks and feels the soft cotton- fabric higher than expected and he’s like “hmm?” And pulls back just enough, head resting on the back of Shane’s neck looking down and he tugs his shorts down a bit and then he can see the top of the thong, the pretty fabric now visible higher than the waistband is the shorts over Shane’s hips that meet in a just big enough scrap above his ass to hold the word “Ilyas” before disappearing into his ass and Ilya swears goes deadly still and then Shane is being flattened out on his front on the counter, Ilya’s hands all over him, gripping smacking and pulling at his ass as he drops to his knees to get a better look

[coyoteshane]

Hollanov sleepy sex. Ilya waking up in the morning already hard and pulling shane's underwear down just enough to grind himself into that beautiful ass. Ilya slowly working Shane open, getting even harder at the little sounds Shane is making, even though he's still half asleep. Shane wakes when Ilya bottoms out, one hand groping Shane's tits the other his ass. "It's alright, sweetheart. Let me make you feel good. I know you want it. Always so ready for me."

Alternatively, Shane waking up horny and hard. Aching to be filled, to get fucked by Ilya. Shane working himself open oh so silently before pulling Ilya's dick out, stroking him slow and steady to get him hard before guiding it inside. He's trying to start slow, but Ilya feels so fucking good when he's deep inside of him. So Ilya wakes to a desperate Shane fucking himself on his cock.

[mymultifandomhell]

return of the soju post / ?

[shanepervert]

it actually IS nine inches and FAT and shane loves to lay it across his face before he sucks it and tell ilya how fucking big and perfect he is

[my-castles-crumbling]

hood - hollanov - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 364 - slightly NSFW - click here to see my microfic archive!

Fuck.

Ilya hadn’t anticipated this problem.

When Bood had decided to make his latest cookout a themed party, he’d actually been thrilled, always the first to be excited about a good theme. He’d been the one to suggest that Haas’s most recent birthday party be My Little Pony-themed since he was, in fact, still an infant. 

But the ‘dress like your teenage self’ idea was turning out to be a big mistake. Not only because 19-year-old fuckboy Ilya Rozanov seemed to be allergic to the concept of sleeves, which didn’t do well in the current Ottawa winter, but because thinking about 19-year-old Shane Hollander brought back only the most dangerous of memories. The kind that got Ilya rock-hard.

So now here they both were, ready for the party, standing in their shared bedroom, dressed like they might have at that fateful CCM photoshoot: Ilya in an old Raiders’ t-shirt with cutoff sleeves that showed all of his muscular arms and Shane in a faded blue hoodie and old gym shorts. Ilya could swear both were authentic, as memories of peeling them slowly off of a much younger Shane before making him whine his last name in pleasure were currently flooding his brain and making him dizzy with arousal.

The whole thing–the mixture of the memories of before, when they’d been so young, so unsure, so scared; and now, with the freedom to adore each other like they’d always wanted–plus Shane’s big eyes peeking out from under his hood….it made Ilya’s whole body go hot. Suddenly, a cookout was not the priority. 

“Shane,” he groaned and stumbled closer, knowing he didn’t need any words. Just looking at his husband, at the wrecked expression on his face, at the desire pouring out of him…he knew that they were on the same page. 

Shane smirked a little, biting his lip as he sat on the bed, spreading his legs slightly in a way that made Ilya’s mouth go bone-dry. “Rozanov?”

He quickly pulled out his phone.

Ilya: Party theme is great idea. We love it very much. So much we will not be joining you. Do not call me for next several hours. Bood: Fuckin’ perverts