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@greaterawarness
i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.
100% this.
Yall, please be considerate of others. I have to fly several times a year and there is always one person who does this. It really does make a flight worse for everyone else. I once had a flight at 1 AM and got on a connection at 6 AM and someone played music and made it impossible to try and catch up on sleep. Dont be this person. Just plan ahead and expect to be bored like everyone else. Treat the plane like a library everything will be fine.
So much hostility in my inbox would be solved if people just clicked through and read links.
So You're Against Amazon Changing Their Heinous E-Book Return Policy Because You Didn't Read The Posted Articles And Only The Titles.
Common messages in my inbox from the last 24 hours.
Wait, what is going on??? Amazon is changing its automated e-book return policy after pressure from authors/author unions, in response to a TikTok "hack" which encouraged people to buy books, read them in full, then return them for a full refund. The refunds were then taken from the author's royalties, often leaving them/us with negative income at the end of the month. (That's bad.) These returns were automated and not monitored, so people could do this with multiple books repeatedly, often hitting an author's entire series in a week, leading to significant losses. Authors begged TikTok influencers to stop promoting this trend and to use libraries instead if they wanted to read books for free. While many stopped and apologized, some with large followings doubled down on being amoral fucktrumpets and started targeting said authors, telling their fans to exploit the buy/refund policy while often using (undeclared) affiliate codes to link to the work, which meant they were earning directly from the author's misfortune. As a fun aside, it is illegal in the US to use affiliate/promo codes and not disclose this to your audience. Just, y'know, throwing that out there. This prompted two of the most prominent author unions, the Society of Authors, and the Authors Guild, to go into talks with Amazon Books. The latter agreed to end the automated return policy for books over 10% read. If you have read under 10% of the book and find you are not enjoying it, you can still use the automated return system. If you have read over the 10% mark and something happens which makes you not want to finish the book, you can contact customer support to start a refund.
Banning refunds is bad! Refunds are not banned. They are merely stopping the automated system which was being exploited. If you have read less than 10% of a book and find you do not enjoy the style/tone/whatever, you can still return it for a full refund. If you have read over 10%, you will be required to open a manual return ticket with customer service.
But talking to real people on the phone is scary! As someone with profound social anxiety, I empathize, but you will most likely not be required to make phone calls if you don't want to. Amazon now uses an IM feature to handle a lot of customer service issues.
I can't afford books :( As a disabled, self-employed, queer author who lives paycheck to paycheck, I also empathize with not being able to afford fun things. I also cannot afford to have people stealing money from me each month, which is what was happening with this trend. If you cannot afford books, please reach out to your local library and request them. Doing so helps both the library and the author! Some of my most regular checks come from services like Overdrive and Libby. You can do this online or by visiting your local library in person. The more people request things, the more likely libraries are to get them. You may have to wait a while if a book is popular, but waiting for a little bit is better than exploiting authors who really don't earn as much as you think they do. If you do not have access to a library at all, try reaching out to the author or check out places like NetGalley.com to see if you can get approved for ARCs (advanced review copies). A lot of authors are happy to send out ARCS in exchange for reviews, as reviews really help to boost our credibility and also reader interest. You can also do what I do and save up. Many a time, I've had to wait several months to buy a $5.99 book on Amazon because it just wasn't in my budget. But I got there eventually, one dollar at a time.
But that takes too long, and I want it now! Listen, I get it. Instant gratification takes too long for me as well, but wanting something doesn't make you entitled to it. Especially not when it's at the cost of someone else's livelihood. This isn't Walmart. The money isn't being taken from a big corporation. It's being taken from indie authors, often marginalized creators who cannot break into mainstream publishing because the whole industry is a monopolized racket. You're not stealing from The Man. You're taking food from the person next door, who is already struggling the same as you.
Is my Kindle Unlimited subscription harming authors? Nope! Books that are enrolled in Kindle Unlimited (Amazon's lending subscription service) are not affected by this. Carry on reading and returning KU books to your heart's content. You're paying someone's bills. Just remember to scroll to the very end. Every page view counts.
Why don't more authors use KU, then? Because KU demands exclusivity, which prevents ebook sales from other retailers and access to libraries. While some authors are fine with this and make their entire living on KU, many of us prefer to reach a broader audience and not give Amazon exclusive rights to any of our work.
It's your own fault for using Amazon! Wow, such society. Very participate.
You're a bitch! Probably.
Can we see Holly Mop? 🥺 Always.
Don't u dare hide this in the tags-
Star Wars AU where everything is the same except the Devil Fruits from One Piece are a thing and Anakin eats one thinking he's gonna get some kickass power only to discover he ate the sand sand fruit. Now he's just an angry sandy boy.
It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.
just a thought
Why Mom Crocodile Theory isn't Crazy!
I’m going to start this by pointing out some observations I’ve had with Crocodile’s introduction.
💠 First of all the agents code names being so gendered: Every single digit agent is Mr with a Mrs, or Ms partner. It sounds like it’s just an aesthetic choice for Crocodile’s organizational set up but combined with my next two point makes it feel more like early 2000’s hinting.
💠 Next point is Crocodile’s name. His moniker is different from almost every other powerful pirate the story introduces to us. He isn’t just Desert King Crocodile, he is Desert King Sir Crocodile. Again it is oddly pronoun centered. Like he is trying to remind people that he’s a guy. Again, alone this means nothing but all together if feel like a hint.
💠 Lastly the introduction of Bon Clay.
Bon Clay is our first canon queer character in One Piece. He makes mention to being a girl many times and feels like a joke character when we first meet him. But as we know in One Piece, a pirates crew is a branch off of the Captain. We get to know about our villain Captains through their underlings.
Each of the agents we met leading up to Alabasta told us something about Crocodile, but what does Bon Clay tell us about Crocodile? For one we know that Crocodile isn’t prejudiced to queer people like Bon Clay alludes to others being a few times. Crocodile even allowed Bon Clay to be both the male and female of his team.
But I believe there is more to it, I believe this was our biggest indicator that Crocodile himself was more than he seemed.
Now that I’ve mentioned these Alabasta observations, let’s move on to some Impel down Trans-Croc evidence.
💠 First is how Ivankov’s existence blows this entire theory into the realm of actually possible. The fact that someone exists that can change a persons body for forever is so incredibly crucial.
And not only does Ivankov exist but has met Crocodile back when he was just starting his pirating career.
None of us can forget the manga panel in chapter 540.
This was the moment this theory was born, Ivankov telling us that he knew Crocodile's "secret" or "weakness" depending on the translation. Many people will say Ivankov is talking about Crocodile's weakness to water. But we already know that, so why would Oda make it so mysterious? No there is something much more life altering that Crocodile doesn't want anyone to know.
💠 Next up was the reveal of Baby Crocodile and how it’s deliberating ambiguous what gender Crocodile is.
Every other Warlords childhood-look-reveal has their gender obvious, so why was Crocodile left out of that?
💠 Then of course we have Gold Rogers execution, and how almost everyone got a reaction panel. But not Crocodile. No we only see the back of his head.
Oda has shown that he loves to get every single characters reaction to major events, sometimes to a fault. So why is he trying so hard to hide Crocodile from us?
It just isn’t Oda’s style to leave someone out unless their is some kind of secret he wants to build up too.
💠 And don’t forget, Oda himself plays with this theory by teasing us with an official female Crocodile drawing.
💠 We also know that Oda likes to hint at things in his manga covers. Now even I know to take this with a grain of salt, but with everything else I think it holds some weight.
Bottom line….
✨Trans Crocodile!✨
Luffy and Crocodile relation evidence.
This is where people begin to call people like me crazy. But I whole heartedly believe Crocodile is Luffy’s mother.
Now let’s get one thing out of the way. Some people out in the world are going to ask me: wEll WHy DiDn’t crOcoDiLe REcogNize LUFfy’S lAst nAMe?! I hate that question because the answer is obvious.
Dragon didn’t tell anyone his last name. Even Ivankov didn’t recognize Luffy’s last name. So Crocodile couldn’t have recognized Luffy by his name.
Now let’s begin down this winding road.
💠 First is the parallels between Crocodile and Luffy. They seem to have a lot in common.
Just like Luffy, Crocodile has the undying loyalty of his crew. They may fight with each other but they all respect Crocodile, even though they had only just realized who he was. He inspired confidence in those following him, to the point that Daz Bones still followed Crocodile after Marineford.
Crocodile was highlighted to be who Luffy could be if he gave up on his dreams. And I trust that parallel more since One Piece was supposed to end a little bit after Alabasta.
And that isn’t even bringing up the way Crocodile seemed to be trying to lecture and scold Luffy all throughout their first two fights. He acts like a parent (not even specifically Luffys parent, he just behaves like a parent in nature) in almost every scene he’s in.
💠 Now let’s talk about how much Crocodile and Luffy look alike. Oda has only ever suffered from same face syndrome with his women, so the fact that Luffy looks so much like a young Crocodile can’t be explained away.
And of course there is the Mafia OP theatre episode.
You cannot tell me this it not purposeful at this point.
Alright now then, let’s move into Marineford. This will be some of the most compelling evidence.
💠 First and foremost I want to make it clear that throughout Impel Down Crocodile couldn’t give a shit about Luffy’s well being. He is never once shown reacting in any concern when Luffy began facing down anyone strong. Not even Magellan.
💠 When Crocodile got to Marineford the first thing he did was attack Whitebeard.
Any time we saw him after that and before the reveal of Luffy’s dad, he was fighting to attack Whitebeard with no regard for anything else happening.
💠 Then the reveal, when Luffy’s father is announced Crocodile’s reaction in the anime is conveniently absent. This is coming from a piece of media that LOVES to show every single persons reaction to every big reveal and development.
💠 After the reveal of Luffy’s dad Crocodile seemingly disappears from the limelight, we see him for a moment facing down Jozu. But notice the unique Oda style Trauma Eyes™️. The stylistic eyes of someone that just had their entire world shook up for the rest of Marineford.
💠 I’m only going to briefly mention the sandstorm that brought Buggy to Luffy during his first confrontation with Mihawk. It could have easily been a coincidence but we all know Crocodile can aim those sandstorms from the information we got in Alabasta.
💠 Alright, let’s end this with the three major moments Crocodile stepped in when he didn’t have too.
Crocodile stopped Ace’s execution: Now Crocodile explains this by saying he ‘didn’t want to let Sengoku have the pleasure of victory’ but seriously? What kind of petty ass BS reasoning is that?! Crocodile has dreams and ambitions, and yet he gives up trying to be the one to take down Whitebeard to randomly save someone he canonly mocked in Impel Down? Someone he doesn’t care about. Some people will tell you it’s because Luffy inspired him like Luffy does many others, but what exactly is Luffy doing in Marineford that he didn’t in Impel Down or even Alabasta? Nothing. That means Crocodile has an entire about face for no believable reason while completely off screen. Which we've already said isn't Oda's style.
Daz and Crocodile face Mihawk to help Luffy: Now the last time we saw Crocodile when this happened was him and Doflamingo beginning to fight each other. When Daz blocks Mihawk’s strike, Luffy questions it. Daz answers: It’s the Presidents order! That means Crocodile ordered Daz to specifically protect Luffy. Again, why? What reason did he have to do that? If this was some latent Crocodile has been inspired™️ moment, why wouldn’t Oda show it? Oda loves to hype up those moments, loves to detail it all to the smallest piece. But Crocodile just randomly decided to have his main man Daz look out for this person that he COULDN’T HAVE GIVEN A CRAP ABOUT JUST TEN EPISODES BEFORE. Then of course, right after Daz blocks Mihawk, Crocodile appears out of the fucking woodwork to block another attack. When Mihawk questions why he’d protect Luffy, Crocodile’s only response is “I’m not in the best mood now, Mihawk, you better watch yourself.” It’s interesting that he has no reason, no he just comments that he’s in a shit mood. Maybe because he just found out he once stabbed his own child in the gut and left him to die?!
Lastly Crocodile vs Akainu: The brother killing Lava Man™️ is probably the most dangerous person in the war. He has no mercy, no morals, no restraint. So the fact that as Luffy is laying comatose and weak, with Jimbe slumped over him, Akainu about to deliver the final blow, Crocodile coming out of no where once again is so telling.
The fact is Crocodile went above and beyond to save Luffy. That final stand against Akainu is so powerful. Crocodile doesn’t just save Luffy, he rushes to Luffy's aid, slicing through Akainu and reassembles to stand protectively between them. He did not need to do this at all. Oda didn’t need to have him do this either.
There were plenty of other characters that could have essentially done the same exact thing, but Oda choice to have Crocodile, someone that shouldn’t have been on Luffy’s side at all, save his life in the final moment.
And then! Yes, your hearing me right, Crocodile doesn’t stop there. Without a word, Crocodile uses Sables to get Luffy to Law’s ship. He risked his life, faced down the one person that could kill him without a second thought, and sweeps Luffy away to safety without any stated reason at all. In fact everything he says is deliberately vague. Crocodile doesn’t believe in loyalty, he dumps people if they are weak (see; Alabasta Crocodile vs Luffy desert fight) so his line of “you gotta protect the one you wanna protect! Don’t let them have their way!” Feels so out of character. Crocodile has to have a reason for this odd behavior.
And no, it doesn’t end there! Because In the defense of Luffy, Crocodile has an awesome and powerful moment where he stands in unity with all the Whitebeard commanders. HIS ENEMIES. Crocodile stands in unity with the people he himself stated he hated more than anything for Luffy!
Notice how the sandstorm Crocodile summons to whisk Luffy to safety is positioned right over his belly. Don’t @ me.
So in conclusion….
✨Dad-Odile is Canon✨
I know I'm a Star Wars blog but I've been getting back into One Peice (I'm old. I remember when there was only 2 seasons 😭) and Crocodile has been my absolute fav character in the show along with Zoro so when I saw this I was really confused because I don't remember anything hinting towards this. But then i actually read it and... holy shit!! I love it!! It's probably my favorite headcanon now and it makes me love crocodile more 😭
you need level 20 friendship to unlock that feature, kid
saw this on twitter rn, if you ever feel discouraged about writing fanfiction, read this again
ARC Training Program Ch. 12 "The Front Lines"
Cody, Fox, Thire, and Neyo face battle for the first time alongside General Kenobi.
Each blast from the canons shakes the ground beneath Cody’s feet. The simulations had prepared him for much, but he hadn’t expected to feel his entire body tremble with each powerful blast. He grits his teeth crying to ignore the sweat dripping down his neck and struggles to line up his next shot. Their armor has a cooling system but Cody’s pretty sure his is busted. He ducks behind a large piece of debris just as a canon from the droids fires, hitting close by. He tries to stop himself from looking where five other troopers had been standing. Now the spot is just a charred hole in the ground. He blocks it from his mind and goes back to firing. Fox is beside him now. Every now and then they will separate but they always seem to find their way back. They both crouch down, catching their breath.
“You good?” Cody can see the dampness on Fox’s collar. His coolant system must not be working either.
to luke obi wan is just this kooky old ben, a hermit who wanders around tatooine’s dunes lives in a cave and kinda smells but for leia that’s her space jedi uncle who saved her life and she’s penpals w
leia, who grew up hearing stories about general kenobi the war hero and was personally saved by him as a child: he was the greatest jedi of his generation
luke, who only knew crazy ben kenobi, desert cryptid:
darth vader voice: if i had a credit for every time some ginger jedi fuck broke into my inquisitorious and flooded the place, i'd have two credits. which is nothing compared to the power of the force but it's weird that it happened twice
the stormtrooper he was talking to: hgrhrrkk (is being force choked to death)
Hurfhh motivation goneee
ARC Training Program Ch. 11 "Battle Part 1"
I am so sorry it's been so long since I've posted another chapter, but I've finally started writing my own novel! I have a rough draft completed and now I'm on the second draft! This one is a little shorter than normal and only part 1 but I wanted to post another chapter and let you know I'm still writing this, just working on other things. I'll try and have part 2 out soon though!
Rex hadn’t sealed his visor properly. He knows this because the harsh fumes from the crashed gunship chokes him with every breath. The adrenaline rushing through his body makes him frantic as he fumbles with his helmet before hearing the hiss of the seal. After a few coughs and desperate deep breaths, he’s able to get himself under control. He glances around the ship that now lays on its side taking in the damages. So far, the ARC Troopers looked unfazed as if the crash was all part of the plan. He looks over at Bacara, Gree, and Wolffe. They each look rattled in their own way. Bacara was an unreadable stone but his death grip on the support handle exposed his inner panic. Wolffe is crouched low with hands spread flat against the ship floor that used to be the left side door. His head scans back and forth trying to process the situation. Gree leans against the ship floor that is now the right wall. He’s perfectly still but Rex can see his chest rising and falling to quickly to be regular breathing. A little rattled but they were alive. Rex feels a small twitch of a smile. Would have been really embarrassing if they had died at the start of their first assignment.
RETURN OF THE JEDI — 1983, Richard Marquand
This is my favorite conversation between these two 😭😭😂😂