I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
Forbidden To Love by Siobhan Davis
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
Magical star 🌠✨
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
ROGER PLEASE
Bahrain GP:
wrong tyre strategy (only driver that kept two hards) + two slow pit stops (4.7s n 6.2s) he was p20 at one point
Miami Sprint:
unsafe release caused a crash in the pitlane = 10s penalty (team error) which ofc also caused a slow pit stop (5.4s)
Monaco GP:
embarrassing tyre strategy that probably cost him a chance of a podium
Spanish GP:
wrong tyres (hards) after the safety car + bad call from the team causing a valid crash out that gave him a 10s penalty
Austrian GP:
gasly caused a yellow flag in quali which stopped max from completing his lap (p7) + kimi crashed him out in the opening lap in the race
Silverstone GP:
wrong setup (car was set up for dry in wet race conditions)
Belgian GP:
slow pit stop (4.8s) + wrong setup (car was set up for wet in dry conditions)
Charles: I'm gonna take a shower Charles: *Winks* Do you care to join me? Max: ... Max: You know, Schatje. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to crash into me, put me in a wall and then make it look like an accident.
I SENT MY DAD A LINK TO “CORE” FROM THE UNDERTALE SOUNDTRACK AND THEN HE ANIMATED THIS FOR ME I LOVE MY DAD
Look at the dance moves. Those are dad moves. It checks out. I also love ur dad.
tower fics are so back baby
YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!
instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history
Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"
Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them
Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"
Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)
Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream
John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"
question question will max ever get to know what hannah actually meant when she called him hot? 😂
You know, I hadn't actually thought about it, but maybe I can squeeze that convo in somewhere? 🤔
Max: What does one mean when they refer to someone as hot?
Charles: They probably want to fuck them.
Max: *tail fluffs up 💀
apperantly at imola 2024, charles translated what a grid kid said (italian) to max during national anthem, later max touched the grid kids shoulder and blamed it on charles jokingly 🥹❤️
apperantly at imola 2024, charles translated what a grid kid said (italian) to max during national anthem, later max touched the grid kids shoulder and blamed it on charles jokingly 🥹❤️
HE WAS A BABY!!!!!!!!
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
ROGER PLEASE
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
ROGER PLEASE
Crimson Peak (2015) dir. Guillermo del Toro