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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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occasionally subtle
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Kiana Khansmith
shark vs the universe
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@greedylittleone
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE
When girls have periods? That’s mother nature.
When boys have periods? That’s brother nature.
When people beyond the binary have periods? That’s O T H E R N A T U R E
Finally this joke gets the reception it deserves
so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms
except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem
Suction warlock
don the piss robe
+6 stealth -8 charisma
pisslord
it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again
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We must combine our forces
I like this meme because it applies to literally everyone on Earth
this is gay privilege
Can none of you read
Fucking idiots the first option is straight! Fucking dumbass blind apes
its a joke Karen. calm down.
Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.
Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that
Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.
“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game
Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass
FUCK ME the reveal video
“CHRIS??????”
“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”
Always reblog Y'gathok
DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*
Wow that DM really goes above and beyond
Oh??
Your move @specimen5echo
You’d really take your own life just to be a human shield for that small fry?? Are you trying to call my bluff?????
Darn straight
Sigh… well consider yourself successful then.
I could never fire at someone so handsome…
Bet u didnt see this!! coming
Apparently im dead now, lol. You win Goldie, I back off… But the other fish may not.
Thank you for accepting defeat. What’s you next move @insanealice13??? You runnin away??
You might want to reconsider those words Goldie Gurston.
A defender has appeared
!!!!!! OH NO ITS A JELLY 😨
Someone please send me a weapon I’m too scared to move
Touch the fish, and I will not hesitate to stab.
WHY IS NOBODY SENDINGG ME A WEAPONNNN?????
oooo ghost of the fishie you killed is back…. Doesn’t boomerangs zip back?
By golly you’re right!
THE WAR IS WON THANKS TO PHYSICS
ARE YOU SURE?!!!!!! (a fishie friend of @insanealice13, who asked me to avenge their death)
THE PLOT THICKENS.
I’M IN DANGER. THAT THING IS A CROSSBOW IT SHOOTS POINTY STICKS LARGE DISTANCES. @moonphobos PLEASE SEND ME A WEAPON.
@ryanbacon please save me Tumblr mobile is about to be my demise
I got you man, you can distract them with these dogs in a box
UUUUUUUUH @nikkowafers… L-LOOK!!!
P.S. you may have missed the part where I relieved myself as a mostly fish some man thing bent on avenging my brother aka @insanealice13 , anyway…
Yay! So cute!
Wait one moment….
YOU CAN’T FOOL ME!!!
Holy Hannah it’s a man fish hell bent on revenge…
But your too late haha!! @ryanbacon, A C T I V A T E T H E M E C H S U I T
ROGER THAT M80!
YESSSSSSSSS!!!! !
Now for my attack::: NILLA WAFER BLASTTT!
NILLA WAFERS!!!! My only weakness! Your out smarted me goldfish, but hear my words… This was the sweetest death I could ever ask for, GET IT???!!!
At least I will be with @insanealice13 now…ya know… swimming with the fishes. *dies, last words being a really bad joke*
Yay! ❤️
remember portal 2
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listen binch. no one has an original style. no one pulls a unique style of art out of their ass. we get to where we are through observing others and being influenced by them and that’s how art works
remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign
And my personal favorite
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I had to reblog this, I’m sorry
This is back and I will never not reblog
setup and punchline
The artist is luo li rong
The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.
I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.
By the way, the statue is called La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:
And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):
“Dork ass losers”
OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her
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Connor: *laughs*
Gavin: What the fuck did he say about me now?
I hope black girls with depression have a good day today.
I hope black girls with Anxiety have a great day today
I hope my black girls with schizophrenia and bipolar disorder have a great day
i hope my black girls w personality disorders and PTSD have a good day today
I hope black girls with ADHD and/or autism have a good day
I hope black girls suffering from chronic pain have a good day
I hope black girls with self image issues , and low self esteem have a great day .
connor: nice job lieutenant anderson
hank: we’re more than just coworkers now connor, no need to be so formal
connor: ok
connor: nice job lieutenant old bitch
