The Piss Shark Is Real, But He Wont Hurt You

Batman, dimension 20, poetry, and whatever feels appropriately whimsical. Twenties.

[anyaboz]

Animation time works differently. Fifteen seconds for them is five hours for me. Kinda makes you wonder. Five hours for me must be like five days for my animator

[frownyalfred]

“sometimes Bruce says my name like he used to say Robin” oh baby boy you are NEVER getting over this huh

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[just-alex-iguess]

Back on my DC era

[critdoc]

I like the idea that Fig, specifically, always stands on Fabian's blind-side. not only cuz she's just very protective of her friends, but also cuz she's never quiet so Fabian always knows she's there without having to see her. she's always rambling, humming a tune, thumbing idly at her bass, chains and jewelry jingling and boots thunking as she walks

[homunculus-argument]

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

[terrie01]

The rats 100% think the businesses are being run for their benefit and worry about the humans being exploited.

[homunculus-argument]

A rat manager who is a rat and deals on their end of the deal is exhausted of having to explain over and over again that look, an average fully grown adult human being is like 200 times your weight, their hands are very fast and they can throw things better than you want to imagine. If one of them things didn't want you in their hair, you're not going to stay there for long. You'd be yote out the window in two seconds flat.

[quotablefanfiction]

“This is why I don’t let you drive the Batmobile.” Despite his complaints, Bruce yawned, crossing his arms and leaning back in his seat. “I once saw you go one-sixty down a sidewalk,” Dick said, slowing down and being careful that his driving wouldn’t jostle him. Bruce yawned again, closing his eyes. “There are no red lights on sidewalks.”

Bruce and Dick (chp. 1)

Matches by Unpretty (AO3) Batman – Teen #Humor #Graituitous Peter Falk References #Secret Columbo Fanboy Bruce Wayne

What in the hell kind of name for an alias is Matches? Part 13 of the Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts series (AO3)

[arcnoise]

nael, age six, sings a song in their rocket, with capital letters, a jubilant shout:

panthera tigris runs free and unfettered, a broken enclosure – the tiger is out

[meetthefatess]

she’s so couture 😋

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[kaz-playz]

Murph "thats not what your turn was. you can't do that actually, you have to help." Murphy my goat

[paksthestoic]

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

[vinnyvinret]

HJ many years in the future, Purpee is flourishing while Lavonte and him live in a beautiful house that they procured with money gained from their dual income male partnership

[not-a-smartass-just-a-nerd]

[uwillneverknowwho]

I have to say, this is a very extreme statement, but I do think "I don't mean to throw a wrench in tomorrow, but it's also my birthday" might be one of the funniest things Emily Axford has ever done

[turnipoddity]

not me

[onegiantmeep]

emily being 41 irl and looking truly hotter every time i see her