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I'm Liz, a lifelong horse lover and horse owner. I am currently away at college getting an education. Having withdrawals from not seeing my lovely Danny and Rosaline and Sterling, the three horses who made me.

[warrior-of-storms]

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

[dowereallyneedthis]

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

[myfootyrthroat]

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

[dowereallyneedthis]

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

[moran-with-a-g]

It was simple addition, really.

[itscyran]

REBLOG IF YOU USED TUMBLR IN 2011 - 2013

If so, you knew how turnt Tumblr use to be

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[garaks-padded-bra]

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

[garaks-padded-bra]

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

[womenshockeymp3]

“You've got to be a special person to want to stand in net and get puck's shot at you.”

[aceofpans]

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[grickle14]

It had come to that.

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

[scienceoftheidiot]

They existed *before beetles*

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[spacedandelions]

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

[ignescent]

https://xkcd.com/1259/

Bee Orchid

[sepdet]

This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

The Trees That Miss The Mammoths - American Forests

Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.



[modernvintage]

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

[crossroadsbishounen]

[shikiimisaki]

[byjove]

I love when Sir Kay says something mean and nasty and one of the other characters is immediately like ‘Sir Kay! That was a mean and nasty thing to say!’

[byjove]

Especially when it’s Guinevere reprimanding him and he immediately folds and apologizes

[vetchtibbles]

sometimes I reblog a post only to see the cool blog I’m trying to Get With also posted it further down and I could have reblogged it from them to keep up my months long wooing strategy of showing up in their notifications occasionally and now I gotta start all over

[temothylol]

[swifty-fox]

has anyone told him he doesnt Have to play hockey?

[thatdisasterauthor]

This looks less like ghosts whispering in his ear and more like unknown horrors. This man needs a hug, a blanket, and some hot cocoa.

[swifty-fox]

We will get you into hockey rpf yet

[thatdisasterauthor]

I mean. It's not so much that I'm NOT into it as it is that if I add one more interest into my life I will implode from Too Many Things Not Enough Time.

[swifty-fox]

now now, i have faith in you

[thatdisasterauthor]

Look, maybe we can schedule it in as a 2027 interest. Because 2026 is booked solid with three (maybe) book releases and a Kickstarter. And also probably 400+ hours overtime at work over the summer.

[allonsybadwolf]

my setup is unparalleled my technology is advanced

[allonsybadwolf]

my setup is unparalleled my technology is advanced

[verishere]

Me: "why don't I have the energy to write? Maybe I'm just a failure..."

The four hours of sleep and two packs of crackers that consist of all I've eaten of today:

[verishere]

FUCK THAT'S THE WRONG IMAGE