dale gribble malewife compilation

milo | he/him | 26 chronically just some guy

[gribblehusband]

Consider supporting me and my sillay little writing endeavors on ko-fi <3

Link to said writing on AO3

My fanfic blog is @gorbo-longstocking

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[jame7t]

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

[cryptotheism]

!cursedoak

[jame7t]

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[rslashrats]

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[eileenleahy]

[encountering a new mlm ship] right. and which one would die in childbirth and which one would be the alcoholic widower who inflicts lifelong trauma on their child due to their rageful and all-encompassing grief?

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[hunnismokah]

enjin !!!!!!! i started watchign gachiakuta its really good

[bonezoid]

the familiar taste of blood

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Keep salting the wound I'm close

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[deadn0w]

🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams