dale gribble malewife compilation

milo | he/him | 26 chronically just some guy

[gribblehusband]

Consider supporting me and my sillay little writing endeavors on ko-fi <3

Link to said writing on AO3

My fanfic blog is @gorbo-longstocking

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[seven-oh-four]

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

[seven-oh-four]

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[hardwrench]

this dipshit kid @ the lair improvement store is telling me they dont carry Dark Harbinger Blue but i literally scryed it online like do not tempt my wrath right now

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[phillip-bankss]

Wowee! From that buttprint alone, your balls look mighty sniffable Human!

you make it sound like im being harassed by an undertale character

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[fmetmoved-deactivated20250211]

[frankiedotbiz]

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

[shittysawtraps]

finally getting home from a saw trap and checking your phone to find a venmo request for $50 from @j_gsaw labeled “trap costs”

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[headspace-hotel]

What does it mean....

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome