Grim Musings @grimalken - Tumblr Blog

I don't do commissions or request for a variety of reasons, but this fandom has been pretty great to be in over the past few years, so I thought it might be fun to have a giveaway :3

#HOW WAS I NOT FOLLOWING YOU ALREADY #dishonor on me dishonor on my cow #but seriously this artist is so damn funny #I love #twisted wonderland

extrashortshorts

Hehe, cow

iinsawdious

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

iinsawdious

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

happylandfill23

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

ichigo-kuriimu

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

ichigo-kuriimu

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

ichigo-kuriimu

i have to do everything around here

notahorseindisguise

i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.

my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.

me: ok. i guess i get that??

this post: its like saying “innit?”

me: oh. oh no.

wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20

fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".

It's LITERALLY "innit".

twofingerswhiskey

oh so like "eh" in canadian

the-last-teabender

*un-Babels your Tower*

thiscuntkills-deactivated202311

and another thing! *grenade launcher popping sound*

ampervadasz

queriaserumlobisomen

Unpopular opinion: Our inner child doesn't grow up, we unconsciously ground them when we get older.

thehumanistcrusader

Emgo316 once said: "You don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing."

why5x5

When he turned 30, my oldest brother complained that no one gave him toys anymore. And so I started giving him, and my other older brother, and my parents, toys for birthdays. Soon, we were all doing it.

I encouraged my mother to dig my brothers' teddy bears out of the attic (I never gave mine up; it went to college with me). When each turned 50, she gave them their old teddy bear. I have pictures of them with huge smiles on their faces, holding their old teddy bears.

When my father turned 70, my mom and I gave him a "vintage" (anniversary edition) Slinky, a miniature Radio Flyer red wagon, a bag of marbles, Silly Putty, and a couple of balsa wood airplane kits, and he loved them.

You are never too old to play. If for some reason you stopped, you can start again. If you never did, you can start now. Go! Have fun! Do what makes you happy!

lifeattomsdiner

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

itwashotwestayedinthewater

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

itwashotwestayedinthewater

girl youre not gonna believe this

tiredadventurer

henk-heijmans

Rabbits fighting mid-air in Kyushu, Japan, 2024 - by Mora Nakamura, Japanese

redscharlach

My name is Bun And when I see Another bun Who's dissin me I will not listen To his sass I'm out for blood I kik his ass

thedogeveryonehates

virgopropaganda

importantanimalstories

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

serozvero

Well, now I'm a Gilbert fan. That sly villainous grin and squint…

homunculus-argument

You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?

I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.