screaming into the void

Just a little personal blog for me to brain-dump without anxiety

[yourdarklordmelkor]

Just watched a David Attenborough documentary and I thought what if the narrator of a nature documentary just insulted you the whole time. Like. Just imagine Greg Davies:

"This hedgehog will travel two miles a night in order to find a mate. Unlike you, you fucking loser. Get off Tinder you dickhead."

"Worms are hermaphrodites. Bet you didn’t know that you idiot. Read a book."

"The humpback whale travels 5000 miles to find food. Meanwhile fat bastards like you just walk 2 metres to the fridge."

[grimgiggles]

Lol you know that series Round Planet that's just Matt Lucas' satirical voiceover of Planet Earth?

That, but this.

[grimgiggles]

Not sure why 90% of my dash is animals this morning as opposed to the usual 50-60% but I'm not complaining

[haleyusesherwords]

[grimgiggles]

Oh my God I miss Stefon sooooo much

[penny-anna]

they should have made another search engine called Ask Wooster where it gives you the wrong answer every time

[grimgiggles]

One thing I love about Lily Mayne is how deftly she conveys so many diverse internal voices and types of minds.

So I'd love if people reblogged this with the name of the character whose POV they related most to! I'm so curious.

It's Wyn for me.

[grimgiggles]

Truth in Advertising but like... not for ethical reasons. I mean, obviously the ethical reasons matter, but also because it drives me a bit mad to process something that I know to be false. If every media source is going to force-feed me advertisements, at least don't let them make my brain itch.

[thememedaddy]

[multi-fandom-meadow]

This is a romantic music cue. Antis can argue with the wall

[grimgiggles]

Yup. The subtext of this movie was barely sub the text. It was poking its nostrils and eyes up above the surface of the text like... a subtext crocodile.

[grimgiggles]

I'm pretty sure Lily Mayne is responsible for >90% of the times I laughed in the last month since I discovered her work.

[lilymaynesbiggestfan]

I think that I think of Lily Mayne far too often. Like. Idk. Am I in love? Am I in awe? Is she my God? I don’t know. But I am always wondering what the biggest genius of our generation is doing and I hope she’s tucked up cozy in a blanket with a cuppa and she knows how much she’s loved and she knows how amazing her work is.

[grimgiggles]

All right, listen. Hear me out.

I don't typically enjoy pregnancy as a plot device or a source of drama.

But I ADORE irony. I love it. It's so funny to me, even when it's not necessarily supposed to be.

So when Moth told Charlie, "I'm pretty sure I can't get pregnant. In case you were worried about that." -

- my immediate thought was, "That's the funniest thing that can happen now."

[meredithgayr]

There’s not enough people on this stinky app posting about Wyn the souleater and that’s its downfall

[grimgiggles]

Agreed

I can't overemphasize how many times I thought "God, SAME" while reading Wyn's pov

[kitten8chcocolate]

I'm back with these silly tweets!

[grimgiggles]

My natural whimsy levels are extremely low, but apparently a large portion of that is dedicated to mentally (without making a conscious choice) referring to a cat named Todd (not just anyone named Todd, a specific cat named Todd) as 'Toddimus' as if the name had Latin origins (it's Middle English).

[grimgiggles]

I love the way that all of Agatha Christie's detective inspectors relate to her protagonists, but ESPECIALLY Miss Marple. They always start out somewhat skeptical the first time they meet her, like "Oh, this is that nosy old lady that my friend told me about, I guess I'll humor her," and by the end of the mystery they're her adopted nephews and they would die for her, they would kill for her, they would do whatever she says and she's always right and she can do whatever she wants forever.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you would never let ai write fanfics for you

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

Hawaiʻi is currently in the midst of a natural disaster if you didnt know

Apparently there isn’t much news coverage of this outside of the islands

Towns are flooded, homes destroyed and collapsed, roads collapsed, lives at risk, gas leaks from the flood damage

Haleiwa and Waialua are currently evacuated because the 120 year old dam is at risk of bursting

Mind you that damn is owned by Dole. Theyve known about it needing to be fixed for years and years and years. Despite having more than enough money they refuse

The state has been trying to buy it out from them for years so they can fix it, but the sale hasn’t gone through

Keep in mind that the Dole family were the ones who illegally imprisoned Queen Liliuʻokalani and illegally overthrew the monarchy.

If I see another goddamn person say how sad this is for the tourists whose “trips were ruined” and compare a messed up vacation to people losing their homes, belongings, and livelihoods, I’m going to lose my mind

I am so lucky that my family or friend’s are safe and the few whose houses flooded didnt have it too bad, but so so so many were not as fortunate

If you haven’t heard anything about this until now, I suggest looking into it

The sirens didn’t go off until the flood had been going on for hours. Our state government is spending so much money on a fucking monorail we don’t need rather than fixing the infrastructure.

It’s been the locals and Kanaka doing the most to help get people to safety from the start

I don’t really know how to end this

I just need to know people are aware

I need to know people are seeing whats happening