grrltastic

I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

[nataliehall]

Scootin’

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[gaudebo]

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

[theocseason4]

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

[beingharsh]

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

[beingharsh]

oh no i accidentally bought us tickets to the jenny holzer roller coaster experience😦

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[jimmyhoffathecat]

He fell eep

[ecto-hazard]

Basic Anatomy of the Central Nervous System

[praziluk]

theyre called broad shoulders because theyre for women

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Hello. Since I've seen people submit finished wheels, I thought I'd submit a wheel I came up with. In this case, it's a wheel to tell you something that you can't do for a week.

https://wheelofnames.com/kch-gkt

this is a really really cool idea! Thanks!!!

You can't do this for a week!

How bad is this for you?

Its great! I can live with this

I already don't do this

It'll be annoying but I'll be fine

VERY BAD.

results/other

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

thanks inkarchivist for the submission!!

[eyecantread]

Larry, the Chief Mouser, Caught a Mouse

Turns out the trick to politics isn't to merely do the job, but also make sure you take credit for it.

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[nenan]

Jøshua Zerø photographed by Nicole Ngai

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[fleebites]

junicorn

day 11

‘pigecorn’

happy pigeon appreciation day :)

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.