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[Image is of a New Hope Church sign that reads, ‘God says homosexuality is in’ and two men in the foreground holding the S from the sign]

melorasmushrooms

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

quasi-normalcy

how does this have under 10,000 notes in spite of my having seen it regularly for the entire time I’ve been on here?

#was thinking about this post literally this morning as i was making breakfast #internet history

thecollectibles

Даная\Danaë by Andrey Surnov

#wowowow

thelambliesdown1974

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

eroscestlavie

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)

#tumblr classics #happy pride!

ouroborosorder

”there’s no glory in suffering” and “sometimes the effort is the point” are two ideas that co-exist but god damn if I can ever tell when’s the time for which

jame7t

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

cryptotheism

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

betterbemeta

He didn't want to talk to you.

swaglexander-the-great

findingfeather

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

elodieunderglass

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

darkwizardtheorist

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

singerin

#lotr tag

pulpcovers

Country Club Lesbian https://pulpcovers.com/country-club-lesbian/

#prev:#normal looking wives!

immortalbeingz

blood-orange-juice-deactivated2

daphneorsmthng

museum-of-artifacts

The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter it up until a couple was found having sex inside it; now its jaws are opened only for special occasions like Swedish election days

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#this sure was a series of things to learn in short order

weaselknievel

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

#always reblog

becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

cheaphalloweencostume

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

cheaphalloweencostume

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

#tumblr classics