GRUBHUB

[grubhub]

grubhub i will give you this url for 10,000$, i eagerly await your response

[probuccalfat]

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[bonesbeetle]

i love when SCP photos are clearly just taken by the author. ohhh fuck it's the some-guy-in-his-shower entity!!

[oldshowbiz]

Eyewitness Muppets

[sweet-tea-skitty]

Yeah that’s about right

[hikikomoricomplex]

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

[hikikomoricomplex]

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[sam1tron]

bringing back a classic

[sacred-portal]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

my boy Tanner Galaxy is trapped….i gotta free him

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[piendish]

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

[piendish]

It's so cool here

[piendish]

i learned a lot there i think

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

[pjackk]

[mansand]

you if you were a Mighty Bean

[bigphart69]

[xefyre]

oh fuck yum

[wolg-fang]

Every post in 2014 was like this

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[suredisaster-deactivated2024022]

Every time i think about this tweet i start crying

[papayajuan2019]

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades