The Jasmine Dragon

Your favorite deity in smol human form A very chaotic and intellectual bean

[grunklebooberty]

The only thing about me that is in it for the long game are my crunchy munchy bones

[grunklebooberty]

The fact that if my sibling threw a dead tarantula on my face while we are in the middle of a marvel marathon starting from the First Avenger all the way to Spiderman: Far From Home including not only the movies but the tv shows as well and I yelped in the middle of The Incredible Hulk my parents would scream at me to shut up and probably tell me something is wrong with me meanwhile my sibling started to very loudly start singing tiktok songs and my parents taking their sweet time to comment on the matter really shows that favoritism they so desperately deny

[deactivated-blog]

Rick Riordan: This just in from Mount Olympus: A FIRST LOOK at the logo for PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS on @disneyplus!!

(x)

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[attackpunk]

OF COURSE WE DO WE’RE GAY

[janeslandrys]

@winterrhayle 

answers please???

[ladynightshade30]

This will.never not be the best.

[nothingeverlost]

Chocolate milk isn’t actually cold hot cocoa.  What you need is frozen hot chocolate:

[beautifulpaxiel]

Frozen hot chocolate? What kind of alternative universe have I stumbled upon?

[agent-farah-hauville]

Frozen hot chocolate is amazing fight me

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

This post is so chaotic

[unholytrinitytexts]

Where are these people from in Britain we have ice tea, cold coffee and chocolate milkshake. They are all very popular. These ‘Brits’ are 100% vampires from the 19th century.

[s1nkorsw1m-deactivated20210712]

Cold tea with 4 cups of sugar, just how we always made it :(

[punchlinetothejoke-deactivated2]

I FOUND IT

[genz-bisexual]

*sips my iced chai latte in Indian as in fuck England*

[grunklebooberty]

Me, an Asian American who is half Brit: ya ok then

[firelord-boomerang]

I'm just imagining the hilarity of in-canon jetko and Jet never discovers that Lee is Zuko until the end so Jet just thinks he got severly ghosted moved to another city kind of avoidance. So, during the coronation Jet is like WAIT A MINUTE YOU FUCKER!!!

Also, how funny would it be during the scene where Sokka and Zuko go to Boiling Rock, and when Sokka asks if there's anyone he left behind Zuko wistfully says Jet and Sokka is like JET??? LIKE JET JET??? WHEAT STALK IN HIS MOUTH JET??? THAT JET??? And Zuko's just like "heh, yeah :)"

[grunklebooberty]

Zuko: Jet was a great bro I miss him

Sokka: *tries not to explode*

[mai-chemical-romance-deactivate]

kanna HAD to have known that women weren't permitted to learn waterbending in the north when katara said she was traveling to find a master. therefore it is my personal belief that kanna sent her 14 year old granddaughter to kick pakku's ass.

[letzternachtzug]

LUCY LIU - Esquire (May 1, 2006).

[caroldanversenthusiast]

it’s her day

[grunklebooberty]

[grunklebooberty]

The latest episode of Too Many Spirits but it’s quotes without context:

“We’re gonna measure things out this time” *five seconds later* “I don’t measure things”

“I’m Krampus”

“sAnTa?”

*wheezes*

“Ho Ho Hope you get better at making drinks”

“I’m the real Santa...bitch”

“it’s gross that’s why I never do tic-ticklebacks? Now that I wouldn’t mind”

“If you call in the next 20 seconds Steven will go to your house and make you a terrible drink”

“Ohio’s a creepy state”

“I know Steven Lim”

“Remember that chapter in the Bible where you misbehaved and Jesus was like ‘I hate to do this’ *cocks gun*”

“Time to die”

“He wouldn’t kill you, he’d make Satan do it”

*wheeze but it’s Shane*

“You dunk it in your morning coffee dipshit”

“yOu wanna talk about rEsPoNsIBlE eAtInG?”

“Horny boiiiiiiiiiiii”

“Oh I always know they’re here”

“We didn’t workshop this”

“If you threw it on its head it would go blbbehdhhhdrb”

“Woah what is this the Hainting of Hill House?”

“In a perfectly normal voice the Furby said ‘oh okay’”

“Praise the mailbox”

“Oh shit it melted him”

“Steven Lim is like the Furby of Watcher”

“I am also part Furby so I kind of had an advantage”

[just-shower-thoughts]

McDonald’s Happy Meal toys have evolved from toys you could play with to tiny statues that are supposed to sit on a shelf.

[weird-u-deactivated20210917]

Stop taking a shower pls.

[gaymoods]

How long have you been in the shower OP

You’re basically a merperson at this point

[fuck-ya-shower-thoughts]

it’s ridiculous. i’ve been in the shower for a couple weeks. i hate it, i can’t leave-

[gaymoods]

That took a turn

[fuck-ya-shower-thoughts]

THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS SHOWER.

[gaymoods]

WHAT!?!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO INTERPRET THIS!?!?

[fuck-ya-shower-thoughts]

SO. MANY. BLOGS.

[gaymoods]

I wonder if it’s a public shower that gives discounts at certain times so a lot of people are in there

[fuck-ya-shower-thoughts]

i have no fucking idea, honestly. i just woke up here one day

[just-sleepy-thoughts]

We’re trapped in some public shower and are slowly waking up one by one I was on of the latest ones to wake up

[grunklebooberty]

Ooo a Roman bathhouse, how fun.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The hardest thing to put in a sandwich bag is a sandwich

[trustthemagentamadman]

I dunno, I think a watermelon might be harder

[towelthoughtsofficial]

[just-pineapple-responses]

Nah its a person trust me

[fuck-showers-in-general]

the earth

the galaxy

the universe

[just-binch-thoughts]

long ago, the four nations lived in harmony

[fuck-showers-in-general]

four? is the fourth nation the sandwich bag?

[just-binch-thoughts]

If we are to keep to the elements assigned by the squad working on Breathstealer, I would be fire. But god I don’t fucking know I never use bags for my bread.

[just-pineapple-responses]

Then what do you put your bread in

[just-binch-thoughts]

My lunch box?????

[just-pineapple-responses]

But spillage?????

[just-binch-thoughts]

What spillage literally I put bread in a box what teh fuck are you talkign about

[just-pineapple-responses]

Sandwich if tilted in a box would spill?

🅆🄰🄸🅃 🅈🄾🅄🅁 🅃🄰🄻🄺🄸🄽🄶 🄰🄱🄾🅄🅃 🄻🄸🅃🄴🅁🄰🄻 🄱🅁🄴🄰🄳 🅆🄷🅈 🄰🅁🄴 🅈🄾🅄 🄴🄰🅃🄸🄽🄶 🄿🄻🄰🄸🄽 🄱🅁🄴🄰🄳 🄻🄸🄺🄴 🄰 🄻🄾🄰🄵?????

[just-binch-thoughts]

What the fuck no I don’t eat plain bread the fuck what the hell do you put on your bread, milk?

[fuck-ya-shower-thoughts]

i put cheese in my sandwich is that the same thing

[just-binch-thoughts]

I constantly think people are talking about my main this conversation needs to stop

[fuck-ya-shower-thoughts]

nah we’re not gonna stop

[just-binch-thoughts]

I didn’t ask you to. I am just as much a creator of chaos and suffering as you, newby.

[fuck-ya-shower-thoughts]

…okay

wait how long have i been here

[just-binch-thoughts]

I’ve been on it since 2018 you definitely are the new one between the two of us.

[just-sleepy-thoughts]

How long have they been around because i started this blog like two months ago

I fixed my damned post now read it again

[just-sleepy-thoughts]

@just-binch-thoughts

[grunklebooberty]

Mmmmm I love Thanksgiving. Something about celebrating the whitewashed genocide at the hands of colonizers really gets the glutton going doesn’t it?

[painted-spirits]

If someone told me that Iroh invented bubble tea, I wouldn’t even question it.

[eudaimmonia]

i firmly believe that Annabeth hated Luke that first summer until she went back home and found that her family was willing to change and then she thought well if they can change, why can’t he?

[grunklebooberty]

Heck yeah, Too Many Spirits is back again. Only this time, Ryan and Shane are no more. Only Santa and Krampus. Steven is still an elf

[grunklebooberty]

If i ever die, I wish to go out like Julius Ceaser: Surrounded by friends.

[duckydrawsart]

A redraw from the Tangled storybook.

Happy 10'th anniversary to one of my favorite films ✨😌

[grunklebooberty]