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shark vs the universe
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
noise dept.
#extradirty
Kiana Khansmith
macklin celebrini has autism
Love Begins
styofa doing anything
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Today's Document
Cosimo Galluzzi
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@gryphitoo
being manipulated into place against the trembling strain of your body and fighting to maintain that position under the appraising eyes of the man who put you there. unbearably sexy rope bottoming scene without any of the rope. just eyes and hands.
Wait are we actually not going to talk about the canon mike reveal
好可怜🥺
I want to write my fanfic <- isn’t writing my fanfic
YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW
well damn
Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"
I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper
I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time
OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.
but of course.
DOG
dog dog dog
dog dog dog
dog dog dog
https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw
ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.
The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.
"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.
Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.
Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.
We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."
I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.
the charming and perfect Tenna intro vs the scary and horrible Flowery intro
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Moomintroll: Winter's Warmth (2026) dev. Hyper Games
Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.
Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”
So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”
Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.
Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.
there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.
The love & value interpretation of pink & yellow is feeling pretty likely right now
This is relevant. I think
…Speaking as someone who knows a lot about glitches in games? From a meta perspective this is extremely weird, and I really hope I can explain this well enough.
What seems to be happening here is like an "in-universe" version of a game glitch. The damage done by FRIEND is pulling data from elsewhere in the game's memory - specifically, the table used to determine an item's D$ value. This is obviously programmed intentionally, because this is something Toby has included in the game on purpose, but it's referencing something that tends to happen when something in the game isn't working correctly. Namely, this is what generally happens during a memory buffer overflow. There's a lot of technical stuff to this, but to make this as simple as possible; most 16-bit games (think SNES era, which matches Deltarunes style) can only "count" to 256. If something exceeds 256, then it either underflows - setting the counter back to 0 and starting again - or the excess 'overflows' into the next available counter. An overflow causes weird things to happen, as the game will sometimes continue to read (or write) code past the point it's supposed to stop doing that. This can have various unintended effects on the game, as the game starts pulling garbage data from other parts of its memory, like the co-ordinates of sprites on the screen... or tables of item data. So what seems to be happening here is that either the damage number from FRIEND's attack is so astronomically high, or the attack itself is so incompatible with the game's reality, that it blows right past the data used to calculate damage. Instead, it causes the game to glitch, and calculate damage from a completely different section of memory, containing completely different data. Deltarune itself - the game program or app that exists on our console or PC - is working just fine, but whatever the hell is up with FRIEND is causing a memory buffer overflow in the game's reality. And this is during a Chapter where a certain Yellow Flower starts fucking with fundamental "rules of the game" - like having 99 in all stats. Walking out of bounds. Creating an "infinite money glitch" that really bothers Ralsei for some reason. The same Ralsei who likewise starts breaking the game's fundamental rules - like walking over spikes - and snaps at Flowery later because "do you know what will happen if I don't follow the rules??" I don't know what FRIEND is - but whatever it is, I don't think it's supposed to be here. I think it's like MISSINGNO from Pokemon Red and Blue; it's garbage data given form, a Thing That Should Not Be, that causes all kinds of abnormal things to happen when it's sought out and interacted with. There are even metatextual parallels with MISSINGNO within Deltarune, because anyone who's played the original Red and Blue knows you have to do a very specific set of actions - you know, like the Weird Route - and then go up and down where the water meets the land in order to encounter it. Like the edge of the lake. Either way, there's something about FRIEND that fundamentally messes with the reality of a video game world - and for the people who live in it, that could be very, very dangerous.
