Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man
Comments that make me realize this kid is probably what I sounded like to my therapist when complaining about the consequences of all my bad habits
imagine if something gay happened
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Taking a woman out of her masculine era and into her soft feminine era is a real flex... That means you are leading correctly & you brought her peace
Stages of having a short (gay) haircut!
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“Robert Pattinson showed up with iPhone voice recordings and had already nailed the voice for ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ before recording started. It was his first ever voice role and he finished in 2 days.” (source)
Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there
I em Slavic, and this is 90% true
however, you got one thing wrong
Only snobs, hipsters, and fratboys drink foreign brands
Nonono this is a good cola. It’s the party cola. This is the cola you drink and enjoy. Coca cola is the cola you have stored in your home for months in case someone gets sick, that’s its only use. The scientific explanation (the scientist is my mother) is that american Coca Cola has more evil chemicals, therefore it vibe checks the evil out of your stomach.
THIS IS THE SLAVEST POST EVER AMAZING
No Amazon. No Walmart. No Target. No Disney. No Google. No Apple. No Visa or Mastercard. And especially no Facebook. I will not be posting on Meta platforms for the next 24 hours in support of the economic blackout.
USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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When Donald Trump reentered office, one of his first calls to action was to end several DEI initiatives in the federal government.
'This won't work, this isn't widespread, nobody knows, we're in a bubble, blah blah blah' my mom, a 64 year old lady with no social media whose first language is spanish, told me about this before tumblr did, and said we are going to participate.
I've seen flyers for this in real life. Do it.
I don't think I can sleep without thinking about vore. I have to cuddle up in my warm blankets and think about being deep inside my pred, in those plush wet confines, nestled into the sound of his heartbeat and all those other internal sounds. It's the only thing in this world that brings me true comfort.
And in the morning when I'm tossing and turning and can't get back to sleep? It's there for me again, that comfort. The more I nestle into my blankets the more I can imagine what it's like to be squished and held softly within warm insides... held, possessed, protected, loved. Maybe it's a weird way to relax and get sleep, but I need it.
the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
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My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.
In order:
World of Warcraft
Dark Souls
Final Fantasy XIV
Seriously, Dark Souls is so good about this, I accidentally became female and didn’t even know about it until I was changing my gear.
Sorry, that last bit is funny to me because I’m just imagining this knight changing and looking at a pair of breasts like “…Those are new.”
THE LAST COMMENT KILLED ME
"I thought I'd lost you."
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