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One Nice Bug Per Day
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shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Show & Tell
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Stranger Things
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todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@gtws-counter
Gtws counting slowing down a bit on account of me getting a brand new laptop (hp laptop 14) that is so slow it's actually painful to move the cursor across the screen sometimes. Even after obsessively debloating.
If anyone knows what I can do about this btw please. I am tearing my hair out gtws is not going to count himself 🙏
amaury guichon shouldn't paint his chocolate sculptures. he should leave them bare to showcase the material #brutalism
Gtws count: 1
Observed today:
Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.
Girl 1: can it die?
Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.
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i feel so bad when visiting my starter base in minecraft. hi. i just need these three ghast tears. that's it. bye i need to go build my, uh, new base.
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getting overtaken as a pedestrian: people are seriously so caught up with themselves they can’t get somewhere 30 seconds later
overtaking people: come on girls it’s not a statue garden
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logging into tumblr.com really is our daily dose of recess huh. i take a stroll down my dash and people are playing make-believe with cursed amulets, pondering their orbs, playing with jpegs like dolls. some of us are pretending to be wizards and villains and evil advisors and blob monsters (my preference). there's always a group playing Animals (wolf is very popular). the main topic of conversation is tv shows and cartoon characters, which we enjoy arguing about. recently there's been a juggling craze
but beware! there are roving gangs of bullies
Gtws count: 4
work me to the bone...
@jarnoteblog can you stop with the good propaganda i don’t like it
Oh @giggleful-lover, you don't have to work to the bone, you can draw them as simple stick figures.
As for you @yummy-yummyinmylissa. I have no comments. We stay positive.
@giggleful-lover goodtimeswithscar actually changed his name to badtimeswithscar, what would he want giggleful lover?? yeah. exactly. make them all evil.
and @jarnoteblog the aliens will come for you soon, I know because I sent them
That's cool with me. The aliens are my friend, they're chill like that
yeah, well. I payed an alien hitman to come after you so lets see if you’re still buddy buddy with them 😒😒
Thanks for letting me know. I'll prepare in advance for his arrival. (*Turning face to the side and talking to the audience* Bro just lost the element of surprise!!!!) (What an idiot!)
Gtws count: 4
there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly
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Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled
art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous
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ear started ringing so i had to pick up
when halo rings i pick up
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one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.
Gtws count: 3
guys please help im trying to remember the name of a song it goes like
but if you close your eyes
ayo ay-o a a oh ay oh, a a o ayo a ao ay o
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all
and then you close your eyes
ay o a yo a a o ao a a yo ayo a ayo ayo
but then you closed your eyes
a oh ay yo a a o aoh a ayo ao, a a o ao
and now your eyes are closed
ayo a oh a a o ay oh a a o aoh a ao a o
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It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.
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Ahaha tjis is soooo cool ☺️ I will be left alone with my moms friends and two daughters who desperately want to take me to the club ☺️ yay I can’t way to go to the club underage and with basically strangers ☺️
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"divorced the wife today. Probably wont get the kids. Drank beer that was 300 caIs. Gonna go yell at minorities on facebook."
#oldmanblogging #this is an old man blog #this is what makes us old men #the big lebowski #hell is a middle aged man #male testeria #man interrupted #humbert #nickleback #im just a man
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There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head
This post does not contain typos!
Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!
"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"
Should be:
"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"
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