Amassed Halfassery

Hello, my name is Chris. I post and reblog of a lot of different things pertaining to my interests and misc. findings. I draw sometimes. Have you been enlightened to our lord and saviour Jyushimatsu?

[spamton2thesequel]

i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog

[cawffeejelly]

they turned her into a marketable plushie.. those sick bastards turned her into a plushie..

[truekrisdreemur]

when your taking too long but it's pride month

[asslover4]

Being a pro censorship ao3 user is so insanely cringe. Either use the (incredibly effective and well designed) filtering system to avoid seeing the shit you don't like or stop complaining. Leave the pro censorship rhetoric to Wattpad or smth

[crown-princess-carrion]

“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”

[fatbitchheftynaturals]

[catioffical]

SIFFRIN IS BLINDING BALLIN!!!!

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[hiddlydiddly]

[rottingwithers]

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

[guacamolenighthawk]

Here it is after all this time: Floor 50. Despite some unalignments, I think this is the best map I've ever done. Thank you to everyone who's waited.

Unfortunately, I was unable to catch Dinrendu and/or Guardian in the boss space, but when I come across them I will update the map.

Love y'all.

[draconym]

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

[guacamolenighthawk]

I know I have yet to release the map for Garam Masala 50 (trust me I'm working on it), but I just want to commend the Magibake English speaking community for a minute.

I never expected that we'd get this far. I thought I was alone pretty much back in the days when we only had Titney's guide.

Then magicalpatcher swoops in to do god's work when I went 'fuck it' and tried to do it myself. (also ty mp for letting me work as a beta tester. It was fucking amazing and I couldn't have asked anything better for my journey with these games)

Now we have Kovopedia. We've come so far and with so much dedication that I was delightfully surprised by.

I just want to express my joy and appreciation for Vacation fans because it's a lot and y'all are awesome. So thank you.

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

Does anyone know who these artists are?? They’re brilliant and I’d like to credit them!!

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

[cell113]

THIS IS HOW TO TAKE A TRASH OPINION COMIC AND MAKE IT BETTER. THANK YOU.

[ophidahlia]

The best genre to ever have existed

[bowie-boy]

These improved my day

[surprisebitch]

GAY RIGHTS

[criizomheavvn-deactivated202111]

these are the only things in the world i find worth crying for becayse it’s so fcking cute and wholesome wtf

[ghost-writer143]

I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE OG ARTIST GREW OUT OF THEIR I’M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS PHASE

AND NOW THE GIRLS ARE CANON

[cipheramnesia]

The “guys I respect” artist also came out as non-binary, generally got more accepting. It’s growth.

[amiru-shrubfeast]

Love an peace on planet gay

[gothiestarzsuki]

Damnit now I want to make a comic and let y'all edit this. Because. Look at it agaga-

[bedbug522]

"Shadow... Shadow! I'm back Shadow! They finally acknowledged that I exist Shadow! You all thought I was dead but I'm back baby! Your old papa is back with the milk and he's gonna fuck you up Shadow!"

[neon-ghost04]

So…sonadow generations am I right

[blahlahblash]

They overreacted a bit. Just a wee bit.

Part 2

[bl00doodle]

Off they go!