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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it
REBLOG THIS
Reblog now!
Reblog!!!!
damn are u rly gonna come for me like that
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
“47 month old”
this is my four year old rayman origins
“Who’s doing your surgery?”
“Dr. Rayman Origins.”
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”
the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
All real
This shit is hilarious
@kaiiwooo
I can’t
47 month old.
Nayvie….. Bish whet????
this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️
Treyton lls, I’m dying…
I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…
47 month old
47 month old
Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.
<b>47 month old<b/>
47 month old.
Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???
I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?
Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.
47 month old tho
One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????
OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!
I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.
for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.
I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.
Latrina.
(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)
What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’
Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.
Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.
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I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese
Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂
47 month old
Congrats to you for getting throught this post
Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan
This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith
Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.
Roman symbol of 8 and 47 year old.
i really wanna know what HR would think when they see a job application with names like these.. like does it influence their decision to call the applicant up for an interview?? like a really hard sounding name.. they probably might be discouraged but imagine seeing someone with a PHD and their name is Dr. Rayman Origins.. like i’d slam the call button
this is one of the first posts that’s had my name in it (brie)
If you’re still taking Billy/Henderson requests can I get one where Billy finds himself somehow infatuated with Henderson who is the literal antithesis of his type, and what’s worse is that she literally cannot take hint to the point where it’s embarrassing. Just soft cuddly and shockingly bashful Billy who has a huge crush on Henderson who is the textbook definition of sunshine might as well be snow fucking white. None of his tricks work it’s humiliating but somehow it works out anyway?
Sorry this took so long!! But here it is! Soft Billy who just wished you got the damn hint ;)
Warnings: 0
Enjoy!!
Billy Hargrove was not one to chase after a girl for too long, everyone knew that, if a girl played hard to get for too long he’d most likely find another girl to get into his bed (or the back of his Camaro) But lately he had his eye on a girl who was purity personified. She was the older sister of a kid his Shitbird sister hung out and with as far as he knew. He walk past her in the halls of their high school and she’d send him a smile when they locked eyes, he’d nod in her direction as they passed one another.
He had a single period with her, on Tuesdays, right after lunch. A free period. He finds himself sitting in the corner of the library by the window, watching her as she studied. Billy was enamoured by the way a lock of her hair would fall from behind her ear, watching as she’d huff in frustration before pushing it back behind her ear. He masks the small smile with puff of his cigarette, exhaling the smoke out the crack in the window. He flicks the cigarette out the window and rises to his feet, brushing down his denim jacket, he walked over to her and sat in the chair across from hers. Her gaze lifted to him and flashed one of the most beautiful smiles he’d ever seen.
“Hi Billy” her voice like silk, He swallowed.
“What can I do for you?” You asked him, softly smiling at him. Billy felt his heart start to race, his chest tightening making him unable to conjure up what he wanted to say. So he tapped his knuckles against the table, sending you his signature charming smile, going with what he knew.
“Yes, What can you do for me?” He leaned back in his chair, licking his lip and you put your pencil down, brows furrowing in confusion.
“Do you need help studying Billy? I don’t mind helping you, I know moving from some big city school to lil old Hawkins is kinda.. drastically life changing but I’m happy in whatever way I can!” You beam, smiling wide, eyes crinkling. Billy’s heart skipped a beat, at a loss for words. Did you seriously just offer to help him, a boy you’d never spoken more than a few words to.
“Wha- I..actually..yes, I do need help studying” Billy fixed his posture, leaning onto the table and acting as if he was trying to be inconspicuous, glancing around the room for added measure. “Y’know, I’m just not doin’ so good in..math, it’s really holding me back” he sighed, resting a hand on the table, feigning stress. Suddenly feeling a soft warm hand grasp his own, his gaze snapped to his hand before looking up at the girl, bewildered.
“Don’t worry, I’m happy to help you, I can help you pass math so you don’t have to worry anymore, okay?” You said, voice determined as your hand tightened around his own. Billy was at a loss for words, he was trying to hit on you and you were swearing your time to him just so he could pass a subject he wasn’t even struggling in (he was actually pretty good at math, it was the effort that was his problem)
While Billy had spaced out, you’d gotten up and collected your books, and was writing something on a small scrap of paper, you had pushed it over to him before shooting him a small wave and dashing off. Billy, dumbfounded, and apparently missing the quick goodbye you sent his way, looked down at the paper.
A phone number and a note reading: “Here’s my number, call me whenever you want me to tutor you! :)” you signed your name.
Billy stared at the note for a hot minute before snatching it and shoving it into the pocket of his jacket, heart beating fast, he stormed out of the library. Red faced and determined.
•••
Billy stood at his Blue Camaro, cigarette hanging from his lips as he waited for his Shitbird of a sister to take her home. Just as he was about to leave he caught a glimpse of the girl he’d been looking for all day. You were walking with Steve fucking Harrington, typical. Throwing his cigarette down and crushing it under his boot, he called out to you, watching as your head whipped to look at him. Harrington’s face going from happy to a look of utter disbelief as you jogged over to him.
“What’s up Billy?” You smiled up at him, holding your books to your chest. He licked his bottom lip and leaned back against his car, crossing his arms. He had to get you alone again so he could try and talk to you without Harrington or Nancy Wheeler breathing down your neck.
“I was wondering if you wanted to go over some.. math revision with me? I know this diner a few blocks away..” He trailed off, eyes flickering to Steve as he all but ran to his friend.
“Oh no no, no. you can’t-“
“I’d love to! It sounds like the perfect place!” you chirped, before you turned to a frustrated Steve Harrington. Billy threw the finger up at him over your shoulder with a wide grin, receiving a nasty glare back.
“I’m sorry to completely ditch you like this Steve but I did promise Billy that I’d help him with math” Billy walked around to the drivers side of the car, getting in just as Steve started bickering. Billy lit a cigarette and slid his sunglasses on just as you got into the car. Max was skating home and he was going to get it badly when he eventually went home but it was worth it. Billy watched Harrington kick the dirt in his rear view mirror, as he drove off, to the diner.
As you both arrived at the diner, Billy and you had discussed the mutual things in common you had. You both had an absent parent, you both had a younger sibling. One you loved to talk about Billy discovered. Dustin. Billy was pretty sure his step sister was friends with him, he discovered you always took him to school every day, tried your best to stand up for him if he was being teased (which he thought was really cute - you standing up to a bunch of preteens trying to be angry) he chose not to explain his relationship with Max.
You both made your way inside and sat at the booth closest to the corner. You pulled your books out and he made sure to sit real close to you, resting an arm behind you on the booth chair. Again, you took no notice and begun to explain the math problems to him.
•••
Billy was hooked, hook line a sinker. Every time you would glance up at him to make sure he was paying attention, your gazes would meet and Billy would turn red and clear his throat. You would simply just smile and go back to pointing out what he had (purposely) gotten incorrect. Billy felt like punching himself, he was never this bashful or soft when it came to girls, but the minute you looked at him and smiled he turned to putty.
“Billy?” He heard you call, he snapped out of his fantasy and looked to you, your expectant gaze making him look down at the paper he was supposed to be working on. Billy looked outside and saw the colours of the sunset in the sky, deciding it was time to end the impromptu study session.
“I’m thinkin’ it’s time I take you home Henderson” you nodded in agreement, beginning to gather your papers and books, Billy checking the time on his watch.
“You don’t need to drive me Billy, really, I know you probably don’t want to be in even more trouble with your parents just because you needed to take me home..” you rambled, Billy waving his hand in dismissal before getting up, spinning his keys around his finger.
“What kind of man would I be if I let a pretty girl walk herself home with night approaching huh?” He shrugged one shoulder, you nodded in agreement before walking out the diner, Billy got on your heels.
The ride to your house was mostly silent except for the soft rock music coming from the stereo in his camaro. Billy was too busy thinking about having to part from you, wishing he could have spent more time with you. He glanced over at you quickly and watched how the street lights passing illuminated your face beautifully, he felt his heart start to hammer in his chest and for once in the time he’d been in Hawkins, he stayed below the speed limit.
He pulled up outside your house and tapped the steering wheel, turning to look at you. You opened the door and turned to look at him.
“I hope I could help you Billy, I totally believe you’ll ace math now, you’re gonna be great!” You chimed, Billy chuckling before sending you a soft smile.
“Yeah..All thanks to you, Henderson” you smiled and left his car, waving him goodbye before heading inside. Billy lent his arms against the steering wheel with a lovesick grin spread across his face. Billy knew this was more than some primal want he usually felt for girls, he was truely feeling things for you and he didn’t quite understand them but he knew he had to ask you out.
•••
The next day, Tommy and Carol berated him for blowing them off for a study date but the minute he saw you walk into the cafeteria, their voices drifted to the back of his mind. You were laughing at something Nancy said before catching his eye, you waved at him, he winked back at you and he saw you laugh.
“Ooooh Someone’s whipped bro!” He heard Tommy roar, the table vibrating from Tommy’s fist banging against it. Deciding he had enough, a red faced Billy rose and beelined over to you, before you could get a word in, he blurred out the thing he’d been wanting to say for weeks.
“You’re really pretty and fuck can you just take the damn hint and go on a date with me so I don’t loose my fuckin’ mind over you” you blinked, he saw Nancy beside you pause, Jonathan and Steve sharing a look. You stammered and turned as red as Billy’s shirt, avoiding his gaze.
“You...You want to go on a date with..me?”
“Henderson, you’re smart and all but holy fuck you’re so clueless and god it makes me want to kiss you so bad”
There was silence between you both for a moment. “Are you sure-“
Billy groaned.
“Henderson, Please!”
“Sorry, sorry! Yes I’d love to!” God he had it bad for you.
movie night
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Me: Robin is a lesbian stop claiming she’s bi just so she can date Steve when they already have a great friendship
Y’all: YOURE SO BIPHOBIC
Me a raging bisexual:
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It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.
In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.
Reblog to literally save a life!
I got my first aid certificate a few months ago and we were trained to use an EpiPen, (among other important things). Its so easy to use but its also easy to panic in emergency situations. Its important for the assister (or first responder) to remain calm to ensure the person needing medical help is safe. And always call emergency services when in doubt and in serious situations.
ADDING INFORMATION
Epipens can be administered through clothing, even jeans. Do not stop to try to take the person’s pants off. Just go with the need through the pants.
If you only have an epipen that is expired and you or someone is having an allergic reaction, use it anyway. Expired medication doesn’t have a negative or new effect suddenly added to it; the medicine just may not work as well. However, even working a little bit is better than nothing at all. There was a tragic story of someone who was having a reaction, and the 911 operator told the person who called 911 to not use the expired epipen. The victim sadly passed away from their reaction. The doctor told the family that they should have used the epipen, even if it was expired and that the 911 operator gave incorrect directions.
All of this being said, please make sure that you keep up with your epipens and their expiration dates. You want to make sure you have the best medicine possible.
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oH NO!
psa!
y’all need to start respecting tom and his family and friends privacy, for real.
people have been hating on tuwaine (again) and dming his girlfriend screenshots of him liking his friends’ posts and someone even dmed her something, got a response from her, and then said that her, tuwaine, zendaya and tom need to go on a double date. literally tuwaine has been tweeting how he wants to share his true feelings about the behavior of fans, but doesn’t for Toms sake.
also please leave sams gf alone??? she is trying to live her life and post whatever she wants on her social media, but can’t, because of how creepy some of this fandom is.
also I feel like some of you fail to realize that people like Harrison and tuwaine exist apart from the holland family and their life doesn’t revolve around them. like it’s so disrespectful to constantly be bugging them ab the Holland’s when they have their own lives and their own projects.
people need to stop harassing paddy especially; he is a literal child who’s growing up in a way different environment that his brothers did, even tho it’s by the same parents. it would honestly be creepy at 14 years old to have ppl commenting how “hot” you are on your posts, like this shit is honestly so fucking horrible.
and also; ppl harassing tom? that’s also NOT OKAY! like last year at ace comic con people were trying to look for him at restaurants when he’s trying to enjoy a meal with his family. and touching him inappropriately is also not okay, what that girl in Mexico did was completely unacceptable and it’s really fucked up that people keep spreading the video of the sexual harrasment bc that’s what it is.
it’s honestly really sad that the brothers trust team has probably had to have conversations about if they should really be doing these “come meet tom” events bc if a crazy stan comes, it can put the safety and comfort of tom and co. in jeopardy.
if you don’t understand how inappropriate and invasive these behaviors are, please unfollow me. i’ve had enough of people harassing this poor family that they don’t even know and are trying to live their lives without the world watching. of course tom loves his fans, they’re why he’s here, but it’s honestly awful to violate his trust of fans like that and make everybody think that we’re all stalker weirdos.
Tom arriving in China | June 10
Why is he 10 years old
He's stuck in there actually and tryna be chill about it
Chris talking to seb makes me v happy idk why
BTS
Me, whenever I hear the Avengers soundtrack:
